Sex Tape: Here’s one I made earlier
I’ve been avoiding fame for a long time now and have become really good at it. Sure I could do with the money that fame provides but what happens if you get too big for […]
Tag: Bill Y
20% Student Discount Because You’re Poor.
Despite Lady GaGa releasing new music this week, it paled into insignificance compared to the act of God that was waiting for me as I ventured out in the world of horrendous havoc and hardship. […]
Life may be unbearably miserable but at least I have my cat.
If it’s wrong to want to rule the world without Bon Jovi in it, well then maybe I’m not right. Okay, stop sniggering, it’s obvious that I’m not right. I haven’t been right since the […]
It’s important to take a good look at yourself in the mirror for it’s only when we do this, do we see our true self looking back.
Although I’m as perfect as anybody can be, I do realize that I have faults. In 1984, I bought Scurvy Jane some apple juice rather than orange juice! I know, it’s shocking but in all […]
The Nature That Surrounds
Our actions define who we are and that’s all very well but until Jill Y and I can come up with a way of becoming invisible, we’ll have to remain visible. Although not the type […]
Alcohol IS A Solution!
I’m not the type of person who describes himself as an amateur. When I try my hand at something new, I’m usually brilliant but that’s only because I’m a modest, humble, unconfident kind of guy […]
This guys face fits his profile.
Step right up and behold as Bill Y yet again talks about something he knows nothing about. Jill Y and I have had the odd 567,321 arguments since we first laid accusing fingers on each […]
Get A Taste Of The Dark Side
Many moons ago, I wanted to work for a certain company that encouraged creativity and imagination. I was just out of college and had little work experience. I knew three other people who were interviewing […]
One you pop, you just can’t stop or can you?
When the zombie apocalypse comes, the zombies will want brains so Paris Hilton should have nothing to worry about. This is no laughing matter. If we were visited by aliens and they were confronted with […]