Man level = 1, 000, 000, 000
Maybe I shouldn’t have done it? Maybe I was wrong? Having said that, I’ve never been wrong about anything before but there has to be a first time for everything I suppose? Wait a minute, […]
Tag: Bill Y
When you realize EVERYONE hates you
As far as stories go, this is one. They said I couldn’t mock something as severe as severe depression. They should have known, not to say something like that to me. I’m a big kid […]
The beginning of the thirst
I like reading stuff that people write. Sometimes when I don’t find what I’m looking for, I’ll write it myself. Thirsty Dave is extremely healthy for someone who bathes in a bath full of beer. Little is […]
Thirsty Dave burns lots of bread
When Thirsty Dave does something, he does it with an intensity not seen since that lost Doctor got off the island in the hit television series “Lost”. Lately he’s been eating toast and I’m not […]
Danish beer doesn’t do facial expressions of mass confusion but if they did…
Competition is good for the mind, body and ego. The need to be challenged is only narrowly beaten by the need to be loved and valued as a non-moron. The day I know my place […]
Unfunny Fred with the midas touch
Unfunny Fred with the midas touch is the type of guy who gets under your skin and irritates like a skin disease. Unfunny Fred makes his living as a Comedian. I say Comedian, I mean […]
It started with a kiss
The first time I kissed Jill Y was the first time this world made any sense to me. I love that woman more than I love the music of Tom Waits. There are moments in life […]
The balls of men
Stand with me brothers. Stand with Bill Y and applaud loud and long. Sometimes we don’t know how good we have it. The next time you think the world is playing some kind of life-long […]
Prouder than 75 million peacocks
When Little Dill Y gets older, I hope he doesn’t grow up. I hope he grows as a person, takes my countless negative points and learns from my countless mistakes. The only thing we can […]