The Good Things Store
Jill Y and I, may not be the greatest parents that the world has never awarded an accolade but we’re definitely not as bad as the parents who allowed their kid to starve to death […]
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Whoever lost a bundle of 100 $ bills tied up in a rubber band…. I found the rubber band.
If there’s one thing we want to instill in Little Dill Y, it’s a sense of Bon Jovi hatred, a sense of despair and a sense of where Nicaragua is, on a map of Nicaragua. […]
The future of Scurvy Jane
Scurvy Jane has always been able to predict the future. On Dec 31st 2008, she was the first woman to predict that 2009 was just around the corner and true enough, it was. In 2009, […]
Thirsty Dave’s nephew, definitely looks older than the other kids
When we heard that Thirsty Dave had a nephew, we were massively surprised. The idea that someone, somewhere would bring a child into this world with someone who is related to the thirsty one, was […]
The best way to die ever
Jill Y and I finally had the conversation. Some might say it was long overdue but like synthetic fiber, I prefer to let things happen organically. She thinks the best way to die is to […]
It was hell, I can’t walk! Man found sobbing on the street after 36-hour sex ordeal with German nymphomaniac.
If you’ve come here looking for a discussion on four-handed dentistry, you’ve come to the wrong place. If you’ve come here looking for a discussion on why electricity is possible, you’ve come to the wrong […]
The old man makes a compelling argument and even if I don’t want to agree with him, I always end up turning to page 72.
If you’re unlike me, you wouldn’t have journeyed along the path and met an old man who told you that modern neuroscience has proved that all our actions and decisions are merely the machinations of […]
Sometimes you just have to look down the barrel of a gun
There was nothing unusual about the conversation that day: Scurvy Jane: How heavy does a chin weigh? Sugartastic Daddy John: The weight of a chin depends on size, shape and bone structure. Scurvy Jane: Does […]