Going for an MRI procedure is no laughing matter
Going for an MRI procedure is no laughing matter so let’s laugh at it right now. Jill Y recently went for a scan. She forgot to relieve herself before the procedure and an accident ensued. […]
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Tampering World Champion
When I was littler, my cousin and I used to tamper with an old bike that was in our neighbor’s back garden. It was an old motorbike from the 40’s and in our imagination, it […]
Over 68,000 single women starve to death every year.
Scurvy Jane is enjoying being a single lady again. For an amount of time, I like to call ‘one month and 43 days’, she was in a long-term relationship with Thirsty Dave but nothing lasts […]
The incarceration of Little Laura Linders and why she should have become a Tom Waits fan instead of a Justin Bieber fan.
Little Laura Linders, idolized iconic idols immensely. Her specialist chosen subject was Justin Bieber and she wouldn’t hear a bad word said about her. An engaging girl, if you told her that the Bieber sounded […]
Zachary is not taking drugs with his friends.
Zachary is 19 years of age. Like all people who are 19 years of age, he’s one year away from his 20th birthday but that all seems like a year away, at this particular juncture […]
In The Event of a Panda Attack
What makes us different to the Bon Jovi fans, is our ability to read books and go to the library and borrow books and log on to websites and order books online. If sharing is […]
Why is my sperm so powerful?
Thirsty Dave is a powerful man. We’re not talking about physical strength although it did take 4 barmen to remove him from the barman who foolishly told him that the bar was closed. The thirsty […]
How to tell when Jill Y is buckled.
Some say it’s magic. Some say it’s some sort of some sort of trick. I say it is what it is. I’ve always known how to tell when Jill Y is drunk and you to […]
Sugartastic Daddy John and the fictitous book of mass confusion.
Sugartastic Daddy John has an IQ, the size of my deep-rooted hatred for Bon Jovi and that’s no small thing at all. That doesn’t mean we don’t like to massively confuse him from time to […]
Sugartastic Daddy John And The Gay, Black, Jewish Klansmen For Tolerance And Understanding
Sugartastic Daddy John was in a predicament. Wife no. 15 somehow found out about wife no. 52. The Daddy, not one to embrace conflict in any shape or form, done what any self-respecting coward would […]