Looking to trade
Sometimes the world just makes sense. Jill Y wanted a female Pomeranian purebred puppy for her birthday. I had a spare 12 gauge shotgun. I realize that the chances of this happening are very slim […]
Tag: Bill Y
iPhone 5 GS 64GB
When it comes to doing the right thing, I’m more than incapable. When history judges how brilliant I have been, I doubt if I’ll attain the level of one of Paris Hilton’s dogs. It’s not […]
I state a fact
Nobody thinks about the sweat of Usain Bolt. Maybe it’s because, as a society, we’re preoccupied with other stuff or something but I state a fact. Is it about time, we stopped putting our own […]
Big up the boobs
If you’re like me and hopefully you’re not, you’ve used 10% of your mind to increase the size of your breasts. While this in itself is commendable and needs to be commended, most of us […]
The Way It Is
Not everywhere is the same. There are still remote parts of the world, where those without musical taste, continue to listen to the so-called music of Bon Jovi. We call these people ‘the truly sick’ […]
How to be a table
Not many people can perform magic. Apart from magicians, governments and governments that are magicians, the only people who can perform magic are magic people. If you’re unlike me, you’ll have witnessed some special moments […]
The day of turning things upside down.
Each year, an annual event takes place. It makes little sense but sense is not something I’ve ever had a close relationship with and long may it continue. Once a year, in a role reversal […]
Let’s Play the Online Translator Game
Again, I seem to have been inspired by something Bill Y. Ledden did (which was made necessary by my throwing a bunch of Italian at him). I believe in giving credit where it is due, […]
Attenzione Prostitute
Sometimes you need to get away from the so-called music of Bon Jovi, head to another country to drink some beer, do some gambling and hook up with some prostitutes. I hadn’t been on holiday […]
Portable E-Mail Device
In one way, I’m right up to date on the latest technologies such as Soda Streams, LCD watches and ice cubes but when it comes to things like email, telephones or the art of conversation, […]