Why is this woman’s face on her son’s t-shirt?
If I ever become a woman and give birth to a son, I would love the child unconditionally. I would do anything for my son but under no circumstance, would I ever get my face […]
Tag: Bill Y
Pornography Harms My Wrist
Gaining my respect is an expensive business. Along with the weekly subscription, there’s the initiation fee, the administrative fee and of course, the license fee. Many have tried and most have failed to prove that […]
The best hiding place is the place they are least likely to look in.
Allow yourself to ask yourself a question. Not just any old question about special fried rice disease but a specific question about where you would hide drugs on your person, if you were a man […]
5 Reasons To Drink At This Bar
While discussing the finer points of International Thermonuclear Experimental Reactors with Thirsty Dave, we encountered a drinking establishment that demanded our attention. Not only did it demand our attention, it exerted over us a hypnotic […]
Results May Vary
Jill Y is one of those sickening people who always eats the right food, always gets the right amount of exercise and always knows how to spell ‘Unilateral Hydronephrosis’. She’s a health conscious aficionado who […]
The brutally frank confession of Rian, 28.
I’ve never heard a complete Bon Jovi song. That’s because there is no such thing as a complete Bon Jovi song and it’s also because I have a rare condition that will accidentally cause me […]
Missing Bird
Jill Y woke up from a terrifying nightmare. She was shaking with fear and rightly so. She thought her bird was stolen and she loves that bird more than bacon itself. I brought the bird […]
Vices and Devices
Jill Y was politely asked to definitely attend an after work party or she would have to look for another job. Because she likes her job, she thought she would make an appearance. As soon […]
Where’s Waldo? Get married and find out.
Life is certainly not unstrange or unweird. When you’re little, you spend so much time trying to find Waldo that very little else matters in your world. Stuff happens and you might grow up and […]
Analog Chat Room
The digital age is truly among us and technology is enhancing our lives for the better. Little Dill Y is spending more and more time on the tubes so it’s important that we know what […]