Donate them to Society for the Prevention of the so-called music of Bon Jovi
When my time has come and I depart this Bon Jovi infested world, I hope to do so laughing. If I have any belongings, I will leave them to my son who will in turn, […]
Tag: Bon Jovi
It’s good to be happy
Some might say “The Bible”. Others might say “A Bon Jovi Calendar/Picture/Poster/Sound/Concert/T-Shirt/Sighting”. There are some that would say “A scratch card”. People are people and tastes differ greatly. One mans poison will always be another […]
Book Rental Service
Thinking – some people think a lot and try to figure out how magnets work while some think very little and become Bon Jovi fans. Sure, some people are concerned about global warming, racism and […]
I’d rather shower in piss than listen to Bon Jovi
I’m a big animal fan. I like bacon, bacon double cheese burgers, buffalo wings, ham, pork and so on and so forth. I could go around with a ‘Don’t become a vegetarian, you selfish son […]
The road to riches is paved with George Lucas’ intentions
Some say you can ignore the cesspool of low life scum and pretend that life is a Disney movie. Some say Disney did not produce Lindsay Lohan. I can assure you that this is far […]
Cops arrest white woman on warrant for black man
Mistaken identity can have disastrous consequences. You might be heading out to a concert to watch a band. You might be excited and looking forward to it immensely. You might buy a t-shirt or the […]
Is your kid kool?
Little Dill Y is now 6 but he wasn’t always 6. Two years ago, he was 4. When he was 4, he first heard the so-called music of Bon Jovi but for some strange reason, […]
Christian Disposal
We have as much in common with our new neighbours as Thirsty Dave has with non-alcoholic Jelly Babies. They like listening to the so-called music of Bon Jovi and we like listening to the so-called […]
Two crimes but which makes less sense?
Sometimes, some people will sometimes ask some difficult questions. Earlier today at a time I like to call 4:45pm, Jill Y asked me if I would rather be stuck in an elevator with Bon Jovi […]