When will I have my first period?
Answers tend to be responses to questions and questions tend to be asked by those who ask them, as well as those who tend to ask questions. When I talk to myself, I always say […]
Tag: Bon Jovi
Dad doesn’t get to have his way
My dad is one of those people who is older than his children. Like his dad and his sisters dad, he can often be heard extolling the virtues of bygone days, such as “Back in […]
That was some bath
One of my favorite ways of relaxing is throwing darts at anything that reminds me of Bon Jovi, mocking those who don’t mock Bon Jovi and jumping into a bath with a plugged in, electrical […]
How to be a table
Not many people can perform magic. Apart from magicians, governments and governments that are magicians, the only people who can perform magic are magic people. If you’re unlike me, you’ll have witnessed some special moments […]
Attenzione Prostitute
Sometimes you need to get away from the so-called music of Bon Jovi, head to another country to drink some beer, do some gambling and hook up with some prostitutes. I hadn’t been on holiday […]
I’d rather hear a bagpipe playing cat with emphysema than the sound of Bon Jovi.
I’m just about to start a sales business. I will be selling Bon Jovi insults so if you know anybody who needs one, please let me know. As is the norm in any insults business, […]
The incarceration of Little Laura Linders and why she should have become a Tom Waits fan instead of a Justin Bieber fan.
Little Laura Linders, idolized iconic idols immensely. Her specialist chosen subject was Justin Bieber and she wouldn’t hear a bad word said about her. An engaging girl, if you told her that the Bieber sounded […]
Sugartastic Daddy John and the fictitous book of mass confusion.
Sugartastic Daddy John has an IQ, the size of my deep-rooted hatred for Bon Jovi and that’s no small thing at all. That doesn’t mean we don’t like to massively confuse him from time to […]
Results May Vary
Jill Y is one of those sickening people who always eats the right food, always gets the right amount of exercise and always knows how to spell ‘Unilateral Hydronephrosis’. She’s a health conscious aficionado who […]
Only on the internet, can you find someone who’s willing to sell you a sweater knitted by 17 confused ex-milkmen, on an excursion to a planet inside a golf ball, inside another golf ball
The internet is great. If you’re looking for a Bon Jovi hating lady with a penchant for syrup of figs and a sense of humor that exists only in the elusive world of those who […]