Nucleus of a notion
I had one of those ideas that some people are so fond of having. I’m not saying it was a fully fledged idea but the nucleus of a notion. You know the way people give […]
Tag: Bon Jovi
They say Jon Bon Jovi is head and shoulders above the rest but I have a plan
Because I’m so awesome, I always drop massive big hints about what I’d like for my birthday. Sometime these hints are non specific, like the cessation or world peace and sometimes they’re just wishful thinking, […]
This isn’t a joke, this is real life.
Y world, the world of Y, my life – they’re one in the same and another name for this prison I find myself supposedly existing in. Some people are born to this world with silver […]
The abhorrent, repugnant, antagonistic act of kissing someone
I witnessed the vilest, inhumane, indefensible act of greed when George Lucas made those Star Wars prequels. I was there when the Barman cruelly tried to convince Thirsty Dave that Sunday was “No Beer Day” […]
Have you seen this?
Some people are analytical, observant and perceptive. I am not analytical, observant and perceptive and really have to work hard at putting one foot in front of the other, turning off cartoons and turning on […]
Some people are a law unto themselves
We don’t all get restraining orders taken out against us for stalking Bon Jovi for reasons of non-love but a lot of us have had dealings with the law. Some of these dealings are for […]
The Mothers of Invention
My mother and Jill Y’s mother and Sugartastic Daddy John’s mother and Thirsty Dave’s mother and Scurvy Janes’s mother and another couple of other mothers are otherwise engaged every Thursday. They’re an artistic bunch who […]
20 Years Later – Awkward
If you were to foolishly ask me to tell you what the future holds, I would gladly tell you what the future holds and I would pull no punches for I am a lot of […]
Glass globe doorknob is a whole-room fisheye for the other side of the door
We don’t have a lot of money but we do have a lot of hatred for Bon Jovi and we also have a ‘hate Bon Jovi fund’. There are strict rules and guidelines as to […]