Jimmy “Treehouse” Carpenter, The Beatles and The Stones

When I was supposed to be growing up, my best friend Jimmy “Treehouse” Carpenter had an amazing treehouse. Each day after school, we would go up in his treehouse and plot the downfall of the […]

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Danish beer doesn’t do facial expressions of mass confusion but if they did…

Competition is good for the mind, body and ego. The need to be challenged is only narrowly beaten by the need to be loved and valued as a non-moron. The day I know my place […]

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Grant me your bacon

For a long time now, I’ve expressed my love of music through a rational hatred of Bon Jovi and long may it last. If you’re a person, you probably have an opinion of bacon. That […]

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Look at me now Ma!

If 5 Bon Jovi fans are killed by a falling tree in a forest and there’s nobody there except me, an axe  and the 5 dead Bon Jovi fans but I have an iron clad […]

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We must learn from our elders

I know I’m supposed to accept the natural order of things but I don’t. l know my sense of humor will spend part of the year in a climate that’s conducive to the pain and […]

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Am I original yet?

Originality is not something we see every day. What we do see every day is the same old bland Bon Jovi and the next up and coming, wannabe, bland Bon Jovi with their color by numbers, […]

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Friday Humor Devotional A Day Early

Dear Lord, I’m posting my Friday Humor Devotional a day early just in case you decide to punish me for my levity in your name and plunge the world into a state of total destruction via […]

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Everything that’s wrong with this world we live in

I wouldn’t be a big fan of listening or learning or the separation of church and state, preferring instead to bow down to the undeniable power of magnets. To the causal observer, magnets are just […]

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Nucleus of a notion

I had one of those ideas that some people are so fond of having. I’m not saying it was a fully fledged idea but the nucleus of a notion. You know the way people give […]

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