On a scale of one to not getting up out of bed, I’m writing this riot in my sleep.

Time is of the essence. Time is money. Time Out is a chocolate bar made by Cadbury, honey. On a scale of one to not getting up out of bed, I’m writing this riot in […]

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There is no word wizardry in this at all, at all.

Some ideas are good and some transcend greatness in the way that the hula-hoop did. This idea is not one of those. Jill Y and I had our 67th argument of the day. She was […]

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When I was pretending to be growing up, my sister would get away with everything, no matter how fast I ran after her

I like to think I’m a fan of mediocrity. It’s something I rarely get close to but it’s good to dream. When I was pretending to be growing up, my sister would get away with […]

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Not now but soon

Everything moves so fast these days. From the issuing of the restraining order that means I can’t get close enough to punch Jon Jovi in the mouth, to the thought process that compels me to […]

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Math 101

If I may be so bold to ask for your attention for 60 seconds or a minute. Prepare yourself for an excursion to the very depths of logic. What you are about to read, not […]

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It’s all about the money, money, money.

When you love your partner as much as I’m supposed to, you tend to exaggerate the truth to such an extent that it takes on a life of its own and reads like an episode […]

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Just like all pictures, I knew this picture would end up on the internet

I’m not a big fan of doing things, preferring instead, not to do things. “You won’t do it”, they said. “Who won’t do it?”, said I. “You won’t”, said they. This behaviour went on for […]

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I was brought up by parents who instilled values, ethics and morals in me.

The way we conduct ourselves, the way we act in times of adversity is what shapes our character. If Thirsty Dave wants to go to a Bon Jovi concert, I’m not going to try to […]

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The words “Greatest” and “Bon Jovi” do not belong together unless of course you want to say something like “Man, that Bon Jovi track has the same emotional, artistic and cultural relevance as the greatest track from Justin Bieber’s back catalog”.

The words “Greatest” and “Bon Jovi” do not belong together unless of course you want to say something like “Man, that Bon Jovi track has the same emotional, artistic and cultural relevance as the greatest […]

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The art of saying what you find hard

Jill Y is a big Lady Gaga fan. I know. She has as much taste as a bowl of fingers that has been fortified with so much iron that it only enters and a strongest finger […]

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