The Place to Take a Humor Break
I like to think I’m a fan of mediocrity. It’s something I rarely get close to but it’s good to dream. When I was pretending to be growing up, my sister would get away with […]
Everything moves so fast these days. From the issuing of the restraining order that means I can’t get close enough to punch Jon Jovi in the mouth, to the thought process that compels me to […]
When you love your partner as much as I’m supposed to, you tend to exaggerate the truth to such an extent that it takes on a life of its own and reads like an episode […]
I’m not a big fan of doing things, preferring instead, not to do things. “You won’t do it”, they said. “Who won’t do it?”, said I. “You won’t”, said they. This behaviour went on for […]
The way we conduct ourselves, the way we act in times of adversity is what shapes our character. If Thirsty Dave wants to go to a Bon Jovi concert, I’m not going to try to […]
The words “Greatest” and “Bon Jovi” do not belong together unless of course you want to say something like “Man, that Bon Jovi track has the same emotional, artistic and cultural relevance as the greatest […]
Jill Y is a big Lady Gaga fan. I know. She has as much taste as a bowl of fingers that has been fortified with so much iron that it only enters and a strongest finger […]
Some people don’t enjoy reading. It’s the truth because I say so. Chances are that you’re looking at the picture under these words right now and if not, you probably should because it’s a hell […]
When I was supposed to be growing up, my best friend Jimmy “Treehouse” Carpenter had an amazing treehouse. Each day after school, we would go up in his treehouse and plot the downfall of the […]