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Darth Vader in Brooklyn

May 19, 2012May 19, 2012 Kathy Minicozzi

Brooklyn traffic cops are fearless. Mere death rays mean nothing to them. They will give a parking ticket to Darth Vader himself, as seen in this video: Darth Vader Haggles With Cop on Gothamist Lord […]

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4 CommentsGood Clean Fun, UncategorizedBrooklyn, cops, Darth Vader, funny, humor, Jedi, Kathy Minicozzi, police, Star Wars

The best hiding place is the place they are least likely to look in.

April 14, 2012 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

Allow yourself to ask yourself a question. Not just any old question about special fried rice disease but a specific question about where you would hide drugs on your person, if you were a man […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

January 20, 2012October 11, 2013 Deb Martin-Webster

Dear Lord, after being stopped for a speeding violation is it a sin to bribe a police officer with liquor-filled doughnuts and a lap dance, please say it isn’t because if it is I’m in […]

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylecops, devotional humor, doughnuts, law enforcement humor, police, police humor, speeding ticket humor, speeding tickets

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