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The Parking Garage

September 6, 2012September 6, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

I had a fun radio show last night with Thomas M. Sullivan author of Life in the Slow Lane about his experiences as a Driver’s Ed instructor.  We talked about the following event on the […]

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Everyday Life, LifestyleAmish country, daughters, driving, driving permits, humor, HumorOutcasts radio, Mothers, parking garages, screaming, teens

My Fantasy Man: a Contractor

August 31, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Recently, my husband and I celebrated our anniversary.  Well, celebrated is not the right word. My husband and I are Jehovah Witnesses when it comes to our anniversaries. We tend not to make a big […]

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11 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Relationshipsanniversary, construction, contractors, daughters, Elvis, humor, husbands, kitchen remodeling, power tools

I Brought You into This World

August 17, 2012August 17, 2012 Diane Lunsford

Now that my girls are in their teens, I have salvation in knowing I didn’t damage their little psyches years ago. I say this because they do what most normal teenage girls do to their […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyledaughters, humor, Mothers, parenting, siblings

An Easy Bake Love Affair

July 13, 2012July 13, 2012 Nettie Reynolds

When I was in third grade, all I wanted for my birthday was the Deluxe Betty Crocker Easy Bake Oven. I dreamed of owning it and cooking largesse meals for David Cassidy while the rest […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestyleboys, cooking, daughters, easy bake oven, girls, parents, parties, sisters, Sons

Mothers and Daughters and Guilt

January 16, 2012January 17, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

My sisters, brother and I held a surprise 80th birthday party for my mom. Usually, I never think it’s a good idea to jump out and shock an 80-year-old, but Fran is not a typical […]

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12 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Relationshipsabandonment, daughters, guilt, humor, Mothers, Shop Rite

The Breast Enlargement Radio Contest

December 11, 2011December 11, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

My daughter and I were chit chatting in the car when the radio station stopped playing music to announce their newest contest, “Have your Breast New Year Ever.” To be honest, I thought it was […]

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5 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipsbigger breasts, daughters, humor, mother, radio contest, relationships

The Definition of Irony

December 1, 2011December 1, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

My daughter and I were watching the show “Cash Cab” and we started to discuss how vital cabs were to people in cities. She argued that even if people live in the sticks, they sometimes […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationships, Words to Think Uponcabs, Cash Cab, college, daughters, fitness walking, humor, Mothers

Pass the Potato Salad…or Die?

November 8, 2011November 8, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

So, you think you know your family? Think twice. Police arrested a Florida woman who allegedly tried to attack her 80-year-old father with a knife because he wouldn’t share his potato salad with her.  Now, […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyleboyfriends, cashews, daughters, families, fathers, humor, police, potato salad, roommates

Art Sale

June 11, 2011June 11, 2011 Richard Spall

My wife and kids had a yard sale and lemonade stand, and my 7-year-old daughter decided to hawk her artwork under a “meet the artist” sign. I bought one of her reproductions for 25 cents. […]

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5 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayart, daughters, humor, kids, parents, yard sales

Wilderness Survival – the Sequel

May 13, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

This was a text message from my daughter:  “Mom, I need to get a fishing license.” Naturally, I texted back: “You do know that fishing is an outdoor activity, right?” Her response: “I know where […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipscamping, daughters, Dual Survival, fishing, humor, love

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