Hail Satan, Hail Santa, Hail Satan.

I don’t know why everyone is so chilled about the red Christmas Starbucks cup. It’s awfully obvious it’s anti-Christian. Can I get a witness?

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I’m going to take a massive leap of faith and guess that you don’t know this…

If there’s one thing you don’t want to know this year, let this be it.

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If Nic Cage was a form of payment, he’d be Nic Wage.

“To become a true legend, one must always look the part.” – Bill Y Ledden 2015

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The Machines Have Already Taken Over And They’re Drunk.

I’d like to be able to dress myself but sometimes the world conspires against you.

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