Don’t wait ’till it’s too late
I don’t have diarrhea nor do I want it. My day is going fine without it, thanks for asking. Is there such thing as diarrhea of the mind? I think I might have that alright. […]
Tag: funny
The true story of the brilliant son of a bitch.
Genius is a word used far too often. When I look in the mirror, I see a genius staring back. Whatever I do, is the work of a genius. When I finally rid the world […]
Old People and Birthdays
To a child, a birthday is second only to Christmas as The Greatest Day of the Year. A birthday means a party, balloons, presents, and being the center of attention. It also means being one […]
If you have a few words that you’re not using, please throw them my way.
You’re on a train. You see a homeless man. He gives up his seat to an elderly woman. The elderly woman sits on the seat and gives the homeless man her groceries. It’s a nice […]
Who says inflation is a bad thing?
It must be great to know stuff. Jill Y knows stuff. Jill Y knows lots of stuff. I know that I don’t like Bon Jovi. I know why I don’t like Bon Jovi and I […]
A marriage is only valid if the woman is a virgin
I say the wrong thing more often than I say things but that’s only because I don’t know any better. It must be interesting to listen to me and that’s why I’m surprised that nobody […]
Aggression Therapy (Zombie Goes to Therapy)
Daily Fiber Films demonstrates the downside of hiring zombies in the workplace. [embedplusvideo height=”352″ width=”576″ standard=”http://www.youtube.com/v/ToUlWHgPMuI?fs=1″ vars=”ytid=ToUlWHgPMuI&width=576&height=352&start=&stop=&rs=w&hd=0&autoplay=0&react=1&chapters=&notes=” id=”ep2491″ /]
That Creative Element
There’s so much negativity in this cesspool life of despair and desolation. All we ever hear about is the continued existence of Bieber, the non-existent interviews for the next Pope and the trailer of that […]
Things You Can Learn From Scary Medical Emergencies
You have probably been wondering why I haven’t been posting very much on Humor Outcasts lately. Either that, or you haven’t noticed. Whatever. Anyway, a couple of Saturdays ago I was sitting at my computer […]