Excerpts From Famous Diaries
Eva Braun Tuesday, September 5: This morning I think I finally met Mr. Right. I was cleaning the meat rack when he entered the shop and asked me if we had anything in a knockwurst. […]
Tag: Hitler
High Hitler!
So we all get that Hitler was bad. He wasn’t Breaking Bad, he was breaking worse. According to The Daily Mail, Adolf was using all kinds of tenderizers. Hitler was reportedly hopped up on barbiturates, bull […]
Hair In History
Most people (especially historians) underestimate the importance of facial hair in history. For instance, Hitler’s mustache allowed him to conquer most of Europe, while the hairless Winston Churchill didn’t even try. Of course, Stalin’s far-bushier […]
If “Hitler Masturbating” is the answer, what is the question?
Nobody said life was easy and nobody was right. Sometimes you search for the answer and it just doesn’t come. Sometimes the answer, like sarcasm, is on the tip of your tongue but sometimes it […]
I state a fact
Nobody thinks about the sweat of Usain Bolt. Maybe it’s because, as a society, we’re preoccupied with other stuff or something but I state a fact. Is it about time, we stopped putting our own […]
The Axis Powers
I got in trouble recently for criticizing a veteran. Before you all jump on me, let me tell you what happened. I stopped into one of my favorite sandwich shops to pay my condolences to […]