I have an axe to grind.
I can regularly be seen, carrying my axe as I chop up words that Bon Jovi use in their lyrics. I guess, I have this notion that if I chop up the words that Bon […]
Tag: Humor Outcasts
I’m just a jealous guy.
I know I don’t deserve to be with someone as unbelievably fantastic as Jill Y and I’m not usually the jealous type but she never stops going on about that Ryan Gosling dude. I don’t […]
Seinfeld’s Soup Nazi Larry Thomas Shares Soup and Stories
Seinfeld’s Larry Thomas stole the show in just one episode as the unflinching, impatient Soup Nazi. I recently had the opportunity to catch up with the Emmy-nominated actor for my iTunes podcast Whine At 9. Find […]
An English accent elevates everything
Using the touristy on-and-off bus in Madrid, Seville and Barcelona is a great way to tie a city up in a big red bow in two hours flat, or less. A citywide sweep of historic […]
Is Hair Stylist Monogamy Possible?
Does violating hairdresser monogamy make you feel guilty? Whenever I switch, I feel like I’m plunging a pair of scissors into the heart of my “last true love.” Yet there I am, on to […]
Sex and Shenanigans – Me?
According to my profile on FaceBook I’m wide open to sex and shenanigans with anybody. Rather unseemly for a syndicated religion columnist, don’t you think? It was a Technosaur oopsie on my part, and […]
Your Inner vs. Outer Age
My two-cent theory is that we each have two ages. The age you think you are, and the one on your driver’s license. The Inner Me says, “I’m 18!” The world is harsh when answering […]
Dr. Google, I presume?
With the Internet, everyone is his own doctor. My brother Steve has sidestepped medical school and a grueling internship. No need to risk malpractice suits or to slave long hours. It’s very simple. Steve typed, […]