Bat Attack: Swooping and Swatting
Around midnight, a dark creature swooped into my living room, and I mistook it for a bird. When a rodent’s face fluttered up against mine, I whooped, the coffee table was upended, and papers went […]
Tag: Humor Outcasts
The Actress Halle Berry
So there’s this thing and it’s called forgetfulness. Now, what was I talking about? Anyway, the majority of us like movies. I’m talking about a series of still images which, when shown on a screen, […]
Spotlight on Concha Alborg, Author of “Divorce After Death: A Widow’s Memoir”
The Matchmaker. Desencuentros Let’s face it, we would all like to meet someone cute, someone sitting next to us on a plane or a train like in a movie—think of Before Sunrise. I have my […]
Joe Cotton
If it hadn’t been for Cotton-Eye Joe I’d been married a long time ago Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe? If it hadn’t been for […]
The Recipe of Happiness
Let this be a lesson of hope. Never be afraid to dream big for fear of being let down. Always aim for the stars and one day, you too might just find your very own Kit Kat […]
How To Float – Steps 1 & 2.
Well my brain doesn’t understand this and that’s for sure. There’s some strange forces at work in this world and this must be magic or something. For those who want to learn how to float, […]
Please form an orderly queue.
As far back as years ago, man has made mistakes. I’m one of those men. Mistakes can be big, mistakes can be small but as any pastry chef will tell you, there is no margarine […]
When ur in the dark and can’t find the hole.
You might think that you’re having a bad day. You might think that the world is massively mocking you in that annoying, point-the-finger way. You might think that you’re the most unfortunate tool in the […]