A picture is worth 500 words + another 500 words
“I have a dream,” said I to whoever was listening. Truth be known, there weren’t many listening but those who were, were fixated on my four words. I decided that the time was right to […]
Tag: humor
The Squashed Sasquatch
A man in a military-style “ghillie” suit hoped motorists in northwest Montana would see him, think he was Bigfoot, and report a “real” Sasquatch sighting. Unfortunately, the misguided 44-year-old man did not take into consideration […]
Administrative Assistant – York University (Summer position)
Vanessa Hojda wasn’t a mad, one-dimensional Hollywood Actor called Nic Cage who appeared in more than 60 films, many littered with Elvis references. Nic Cage wasn’t a young lady who was hoping to find some […]
The Naked Prince Harry: Part II
Buckingham Palace is all upset that there are naked pictures of Prince Harry and his penis on the internet. I would like to suggest a bright side to this. Considering Britain has the whole royal […]
How to Help the NFL Replacement Refs Adjust for the Upcoming Season
Mike Pereira, who spent eight years as the NFL’s vice president of officiating, and who now appears on network NFL broadcasts defending the really bad calls the NFL officiating crews make, says replacement refs for […]
The Chick and Chick Magnet
The unmarried man and the unmarried woman both liked eating chicken. They liked eating chicken so much that her name was Molly “The Chick” Evans and his was Michael “Chick Magnet” Malone. Both The Chick […]
America the Haters
Remember when the only safe topic to discuss was the weather? Well, how hard up must one be for an argument to pick a fight with other readers in the comments section on The Weather […]
Snooki Gives Birth!
Snooki has given birth to a baby boy! In honor of the blessed event, MTV has bestowed upon its newest Jersey Shore cast member a multitude of gifts including: a liftetime supply of Axe body spray, […]
In Google Russia, options show you!
It’s no secret that I have an unhealthy, obsessive hatred for Bon Jovi but that’s only because they are a truly bland, ordinary band. When I wear my ‘I heart Bon Jovi’ t-shirt, I do […]