The Change…
Whoever said you can’t teach an old, thirsty man new tricks, certainly wasn’t a teacher of new tricks. In between bouts of wondering why he’s not drinking, Thirsty Dave has tried to get to grips […]
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Bill Y Presents – A Joke That Ends With Prayer.
Before we begin todays proceedings, I don’t want any “I’m blonde and I’ve a PHD in make-up” or “How dare you, my sister is blonde and she’s a guitar technician for Bon Jovi” or “Not […]
Stress Reliever
I think I really scared the new girl in work today and not in a good way. She mentioned that she thought my cell phone was cool. I told her that a phone is merely […]
Even the very serious, sometimes let their hair down.
The untold story of Serious Steve Sanderson remains untold until now. A man who was widely known for having no sense of humor, Serious Steve spent his days and nights, being as serious as the […]
When “days of the week” socks go wrong.
A smart man once said something I didn’t listen to. That smart man was me but I never listen to myself so there’s nothing new there. If the sound of my voice is half as […]
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
Jill Y made me jump through hoops and I’m not talking metaphorically. She actually got hoops and made me jump through them to prove I love her. I love her now and I’ve always loved […]
Real Proud
And so we celebrate another day where Bill Y regales another tale of his imaginary son who will not grow up to be a failure. I say this with the type of optimism not seen […]
Two out of three ain’t bad.
As parents of imaginary children, we dread the day that our son or daughter comes home and tells us that they believe in something. If we’re lucky, their new-found faith involves throwing stuff at circus […]