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Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/16/26

January 16, 2026 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Times Square 2026 New Year celebration , doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new […]

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/9/25

January 9, 2026 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a Russian freighter, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. […]

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/3/26

January 2, 2026 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about “How the Grinch Stole Christmas,” doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft […]

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/26/25

December 26, 2025December 26, 2025 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Time’s Person of the Year, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft […]

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/19/25

December 19, 2025 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Country music legend, Billy Don Burns, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from […]

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Cartoon: Pardon Me Thursday

December 18, 2025 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/12/25

December 12, 2025December 12, 2025 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Arlo Guthrie, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, […]

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Haiku: Raccoon or Hegseth: You Decide

December 10, 2025 Paul Lander

Raccoon or Hegseth: You Decide Found drunk in bathroom. A raccoon? Or Hegseth in Davy Crockett hat?

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/5/25

December 5, 2025December 5, 2025 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Barbara Streisand, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, […]

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Cartoon:Select Which Boxes Are Toast

December 1, 2025December 1, 2025 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell

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