Excuse me young lady, don’t take that tone with me.
Legend can’t be believed but the word on the street is gospel. According to the word on the street, even the very brilliant can get lost in the sea of mediocrity and for this reason, […]
Tag: No
Before you ask, No, I am not a professional Chef.
People have strengths and weaknesses but I’m brilliant at everything. It’s a burden I’ve had to live with since I was conceived and I live with it spectacularly well. It must be hard having limitations […]
Unicorn Bites 11/27/13
My wife has a catchphrase. It’s “no.” — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 27, 2013 “No, I can’t ‘make’ time for you. Time can’t be created or destroyed. LEARN SCIENCE, MOTHER FUCKER.” That Jehovah’s […]
From the philosophical to the foolish, the internet has something for all.
This internet houses some of the most unusual, strange, off-the-wall amusements imaginable. Even as you read this nonsense now, you can bet your Genesis ‘1984 World Tour’ t-shirt, that someone, somewhere is creating something that […]
No, no, no, don’t do that, you’ll give me an erection…
I remember words that people have said, words that people have written and strive to string sentences together that might somehow get lost in the labyrinth of language and be mistaken for some semblance of […]
5 Reasons To Drink At This Bar
While discussing the finer points of International Thermonuclear Experimental Reactors with Thirsty Dave, we encountered a drinking establishment that demanded our attention. Not only did it demand our attention, it exerted over us a hypnotic […]