Closed Shop
Confusion reigns supreme in everything I do, say or do say. I’m not complaining. It is what it is and I’m perfectly at ease with my countless inadequacies. When brains were being handed out, I […]
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A Little Scurvy
To the best of my limited knowledge, I’m the only one who writes about Scurvy Jane and that’s nothing but a shame. Born to parents, little Scurvy J stood out from the rest of the […]
This is not real.
Each conversation I have with Jill Y is a joy. When she mouths words, she builds stories of wonder and awe and I listen intently and learn. Listening to her is like hearing your favorite […]
Sex Tape: Here’s one I made earlier
I’ve been avoiding fame for a long time now and have become really good at it. Sure I could do with the money that fame provides but what happens if you get too big for […]
20% Student Discount Because You’re Poor.
Despite Lady GaGa releasing new music this week, it paled into insignificance compared to the act of God that was waiting for me as I ventured out in the world of horrendous havoc and hardship. […]
It’s important to take a good look at yourself in the mirror for it’s only when we do this, do we see our true self looking back.
Although I’m as perfect as anybody can be, I do realize that I have faults. In 1984, I bought Scurvy Jane some apple juice rather than orange juice! I know, it’s shocking but in all […]
The Nature That Surrounds
Our actions define who we are and that’s all very well but until Jill Y and I can come up with a way of becoming invisible, we’ll have to remain visible. Although not the type […]
Alcohol IS A Solution!
I’m not the type of person who describes himself as an amateur. When I try my hand at something new, I’m usually brilliant but that’s only because I’m a modest, humble, unconfident kind of guy […]
This guys face fits his profile.
Step right up and behold as Bill Y yet again talks about something he knows nothing about. Jill Y and I have had the odd 567,321 arguments since we first laid accusing fingers on each […]