Get A Taste Of The Dark Side
Many moons ago, I wanted to work for a certain company that encouraged creativity and imagination. I was just out of college and had little work experience. I knew three other people who were interviewing […]
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One you pop, you just can’t stop or can you?
When the zombie apocalypse comes, the zombies will want brains so Paris Hilton should have nothing to worry about. This is no laughing matter. If we were visited by aliens and they were confronted with […]
Responsibility
Today’s sermon is all about what’s right (what I say and do) and wrong (your way of doing things). With great Bon Jovi hatred, comes great responsibility to stop you from laughing at things that […]
Frank “The Fierce Fotographer” Fitzgibbon explains the tricks of the trade.
Thirsty Dave’s nephew Frank “The Fierce Fotographer” Fitzgibbon is a young man who hasn’t got much going for him. I wouldn’t let him near any of the 17 Eastern European countries that I rule because […]
The unconfirmed reports of Thirsty Dave, non-alcoholic beer and the scrapbook of soberness.
I have it on good authority that Thirsty Dave has been spotted drinking non-alcoholic beer! There’s more chance of Disney making a bigger mess with Star Wars than George Lucas did with the prequels than […]
Should you eat that meat?? Do you want to feel like angels are frolicking on your taste buds?
She asked me to say something romantic so I told her that I have no time for people but that I could listen to her for minutes. I think she wanted me to commit to […]
When I was pretending to be growing up, my sister would get away with everything, no matter how fast I ran after her
I like to think I’m a fan of mediocrity. It’s something I rarely get close to but it’s good to dream. When I was pretending to be growing up, my sister would get away with […]
Trying to figure out what’s real and not real in the real world is real hard
I used to work for the fraud department of a large credit card provider where my job was to investigate suspicious transactions on liars’ accounts. After a while you begin to see patterns in the […]
Eagles may soar in the clouds but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
Allow me to lay down some factual words that are totally based on truth and not made up with any elements of makey-upy stuff. When I was a kid, playing in the snow, I saw […]