Thirsty Dave Shares The Wealth.
This one is for the cheap, miserable and downright stingy people out there and I know there are lots of us. When the need arises to give someone a birthday card, anniversary card or you […]
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Warning Alert!
Reading is great so once a week, Jill Y, Thirsty Dave, Sugartastic Daddy John, Scurvy Jane and I head to the library to look at the comic books. Thirsty Dave doesn’t like going because they […]
This Modern World
The world has become so health conscious with all the low-fat sarcasm, organic insults and Pilates classes for Pilots with piles. Gone are the days when you could turn your nose up at someone with […]
This is not real.
Each conversation I have with Jill Y is a joy. When she mouths words, she builds stories of wonder and awe and I listen intently and learn. Listening to her is like hearing your favorite […]
20% Student Discount Because You’re Poor.
Despite Lady GaGa releasing new music this week, it paled into insignificance compared to the act of God that was waiting for me as I ventured out in the world of horrendous havoc and hardship. […]
Alcohol IS A Solution!
I’m not the type of person who describes himself as an amateur. When I try my hand at something new, I’m usually brilliant but that’s only because I’m a modest, humble, unconfident kind of guy […]
Frank “The Fierce Fotographer” Fitzgibbon explains the tricks of the trade.
Thirsty Dave’s nephew Frank “The Fierce Fotographer” Fitzgibbon is a young man who hasn’t got much going for him. I wouldn’t let him near any of the 17 Eastern European countries that I rule because […]
Some people find their purpose in life at a young age.
Thirsty Dave doesn’t do complicated. If he has a motto in life and he does, it’s “It doesn’t matter if the glass is half full or half empty, just fill it up already and stop […]
Respect? That ain’t respect! This is respect.
A lot of the people ask about Thirsty Dave and Scurvy Jane and rightly so. In a world full of sheep who are only too eager to follow the herd, the thirsty one and the […]
The Birthday of Thirsty Dave
Thirsty Dave is a simple yet complex individual. Medical science has yet to disprove that alcohol lives in his veins but those of us who know him, know this to be true. Thirsty’s birthday is […]