The Power of Will
Willpower doesn’t come to all in equal measures. It’s a skillfully crafted talent that takes dedication to the max. We decided to test this in a real live environment and went out in the world. […]
Tag: Thirsty Dave
And there he stood before our very eyes, embedded in the bread…
I’m not going to say that copious amounts of beer had not been consumed that night because they most definitely had. I was out with Thirsty Dave and when I go out with the thirsty […]
My best friend is better than your best friend.
Thinking before speaking is not one of my strong points. Actually, thinking is not one or my strong points but sometimes I don’t have to think. Thirsty Dave and I are the very best of […]
Portrait of the Artist as a Chancer
Nobody understands Thirsty Dave. Sure, people pretend to understand him and some even convince themselves that they understand him. We call these people “Healthcare Professionals”. Nobody understands art. Sure, people pretend to understand it and […]
For the first time this decade, Bill Y is lost for words.
Contrary to popular belief, sometimes I’m lost for words. I’m not going to lie and say it happens every decade but it does happen and when it does, it happens large. Every Thursday evening for […]
If you want to find the woman of your dreams, look after your friends.
If I could only get the time machine to work, we wouldn’t have to have worry about those god awful Star Wars prequels. When I first asked Jill Y out on a date, she didn’t […]
For my next trick, I will pay the mortgage AND buy bread!
For my next trick, I will pay the mortgage AND buy bread! Things weren’t always as bad as they are now. In 1993 Thirsty Dave was simply known as Unthirsty Dave. These were simpler times, […]
One of these days, this world will speak about Scurvy Jane in the same revered way that they speak of Thirsty Dave.
Sometimes words are not enough. To explain the enormity of the rebellious streak that runs through Scurvy Jane, is not an easy task. When she was 15 of your earth years, I dared her to […]
Scurvy Jane and the picture of fear
Everyone knows Thirsty Dave and that a film crew are currently filming his every move for reality TV but little is known of Scurvy Jane although she’s equally off the wall and as fascinating as […]