The parting of the ways of the couple who were once Scurvy Jane and Thirsty Dave.

Nobody wants to know how Thirsty Dave and Scurvy Jane broke up so I’ll tell you. They were having a romantic night in, watching some high-class poker tournament when words were had. The thirsty one, being […]

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Thirsty Dave’s First Two Beers

If I didn’t see it with my own eyes, I wouldn’t have believed it. Even now that I’ve seen it, I still don’t think I believe it. When Thirsty Dave told us that he was […]

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Remember That Time You Forgot To Think?

If you’ve come here looking for an amusing story, please go away. If you’ve come here looking to hear how much we detest Bon Jovi, please go away and come back tomorrow. If you’ve come […]

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Why do you constantly have to label things?

If you had two stories to tell me and one was about how much money you don’t make and the other was about a recurring dream where Bill Murray wakes up each morning and still […]

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The Change…

Whoever said you can’t teach an old, thirsty man new tricks, certainly wasn’t a teacher of new tricks. In between bouts of wondering why he’s not drinking, Thirsty Dave has tried to get to grips […]

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Stress Reliever

I think I really scared the new girl in work today and not in a good way. She mentioned that she thought my cell phone was cool. I told her that a phone is merely […]

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Do me a favor

For special occasions like birthdays, anniversaries and Thursdays, Jill Y prefers a present with a personal touch. The present doesn’t have to cost much, it just has to be something that a bit of time […]

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There was just no proof, no defining clue to the identity of the unidentified offender.

It wasn’t me. It definitely wasn’t me. I have an alibi that’s as tight as Thirsty Dave’s wallet. Forensic Science is what’s needed to crack this case and I don’t even know what Forensic Science […]

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The words speak for themselves

  I am the fastest man to have ever walked out of a woman’s shoe shop and that’s a fact but it’s also a story for another day. Today we concentrate on a study that […]

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