Tag: Thirsty Dave
How Thirsty Dave became The King
Thirsty Dave has recently taken a different approach to his relationships with women. For a long time he was himself but as he’s a truly horrible person, that just wasn’t working. He decided not to […]
But you didn’t have to cut me off!!!
Well this has never happened before. The entire collective is in agreement. Bill Y, Jill Y, our imaginary son and daughter, Thirsty Dave, Scurvy Jane and Sugartastic Daddy John all have the same favorite song. […]
I’ll drink to that.
Some say that this day was always going to happen. Like something that’s inevitable, they said that this was inevitable. On reflection, it’s hard to disagree with them but hindsight is not afforded to all. […]
Let’s all look at this
This might be hard to understand but not all kids are imaginary. Some kids are real and some parents sometimes wish they weren’t. For the sake of anonymity, we’re going to call this little guy […]
Thirsty Dave and the black magic curse or something.
Nobody knows exactly how he does it but Thirsty Dave exudes an alcoholic glow that women find irresistible rather than irritable. It seems to matter not that he speaks in tongues, unknown to the sober. […]
Thirsty Dave Retreats From Society
Thirsty Dave hasn’t been himself lately. Ever since his local bar increased the price of beer, he’s lost his edge. He isn’t as sarcastic as he once was, he’s gained co-ordination and learned how to […]