You think you know someone…

When we get someone a gift, we’re not really bothered if they go ahead and exchange it for something that they actually want or like. At least that was the case until we put concerted […]

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Thirsty Dave’s favorite author is Brett Yeaston Ellis.

Thirsty Dave is a man of savage intellect and that’s for sure. We tracked his lineage to the days of early, thirsty man. Honest to the core, his people shun the way of the lie. […]

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Thirsty Dave and the case of wishful thinking.

Thirsty Dave spoke at length about it. We told him he was imagining it. He said he wasn’t. We said he was. This went on for 56 minutes until we had to hold our hands […]

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This just cracks me up every time.

I’m not exactly sure how this started but start it did. As party pieces go, it doesn’t get any better than this. Every few minutes, Thirsty Dave has to answer a question. It’s always the […]

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I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

Jill Y couldn’t find the iPad and asked if I knew where it was. I told her I definitely knew something about it alright. I told her that it was eaten by a car and […]

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That Look

I’m not a greedy, misguided fool. I just want enough money to keep Jill Y in the shoes she’s accustomed to and to buy all the beer for Thirsty Dave. If I ever get paid […]

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The day we put our collective heads together and became legends.

Don’t come around here, telling me that the best ideas are already taken. Thirsty Dave has been known to take a drink. He’s also famous for losing his keys so we put our collective heads […]

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What to do?

Thirsty Dave tried to look at it with the type of cold, calculated reasoning that he’s not known for. He looked for a sign but the sign never came. He couldn’t even remember how it […]

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Sugartastic Daddy John’s Story.

Sugartastic Daddy John was in pensive mood. He didn’t like that there were many tales of Thirsty Dave, Scurvy Jane and Jill Y’s fascination with shoes but very few tales about his bad self. In […]

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