Scurvy Jane employs Irish diplomacy in her dealings with Thirsty Dave.

In his own imagination, he was a tall glass of water but in reality, he was Thirsty Dave. He was texting Scurvy Jane for the last hour or so when the scurvy one sent him […]

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A deep and meaningful thinker of things

Before losing my new phone, I got a new phone. So I looked for a pen and I found a pen and done the type of realizing that only a deep and meaningful thinker of […]

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Puns about pizza are all about the delivery.

When Thirsty Dave said he had some pizza chillin’ in the fridge, he wasn’t joking:

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One Man’s Flu Shot is Another Man’s Friday Night.

We were so proud when Thirsty Dave told us he was going to get some flu shots but we weren’t ready for him to come back with 14 boxes of them:

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Topless Jennifer Lawrence

It wasn’t me. I know it looks like it was but I was framed. When I got into work this morning, it’s true that they were on my desk but I didn’t put them there. This […]

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The bar opened and so began the strange disappearance of Thirsty Dave.

The bar opened and so began the strange disappearance of Thirsty Dave. We looked everywhere for him but just couldn’t find him. We tried to think the way he thinks but just ended up going […]

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Inspired by Actual Events – Maybe.

And so it came to pass, that Jill Y asked me to think about something. She gave me three choices:   1) Rivers of Jammu and Kashmir. 2) Toblerone. 9) Thirsty Dave’s facial expressions when he […]

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Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool.

We couldn’t find our imaginary son. We looked everywhere and no joy. Turns out he was chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool in the last place we expected. How Thirsty Dave got a beer out […]

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Allow me to lay down a permanent marker.

I only went and got myself a tattoo that says “I heart Bon Jovi as much as Thirsty Dave loves sobriety”. Everyone seems to have an opinion on it and some of them genuinely seem to […]

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The black cat of the family.

It’s not easy being the black cat of the family. Jill Y wanted a mouse, Scurvy Jane wanted a fish and Thirsty Dave wanted milk but only if there was alcohol in it. I, being […]

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