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Kathy’s Points to Remember

June 25, 2013 Kathy Minicozzi

You’re only as fat as you feel, and I feel like having more ice cream. It’s hot outside, and the body needs to be cooled, preferably with something that tastes good. Pizza contains protein and […]

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Women, Crime and the Media

November 18, 2012November 18, 2012 Suzy Soro

Women: Don’t get arrested because even though it has nothing to do with your crime, the news will reveal your weight.

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The DayArrests, crime, females, humor, media, police, weight

Don’t Make Me Buckle Up!

March 7, 2012March 7, 2012 Dr. Nancy Berk

Don’t worry, this has nothing to do with seat belts. I always wear mine and routinely lecture about their importance.  My belt issue is strictly a fashion one. Today’s belt pushers are everywhere and they […]

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Ask Dr. Snee: Healthy holidays, everyone!

December 14, 2011 Rick Snee

According to these letters I’ve been receiving, it’s the holiday season. Of course, that’s because I legally changed my name to Santa Claus back in the ’04 on a bet, so there’s Christmas letters mixed […]

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