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Our Land’s Welfare Leeches

October 13, 2014 Paul De Lancey

The welfare system continues to spiral out of control. Millions and millions dollars of our tax dollars flow into the lazy mouths of these lazy bums who do little but sleep, eat, and make more […]

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Last Minute Gifts for the Special Guy in Your Life

December 14, 2013December 14, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

It’s getting down to the wire, and many of us are still stuck on one or two gifts for the men in our lives. So, as always during this time of year, I try to […]

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Six Best Jobs To Do While Tripping

November 13, 2013 Jeb Harrison

Let’s face it: a mellow dose of good clean LSD, or a couple of handfuls of crunchy liberty cap mushrooms can really put a little spring in your step and just the right amount sparkle […]

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