You Like Me, You Really Like Me

You Like Me, You Really Like Me

I read an article on LinkedIn called 7 Secrets to Make People Instantly Like You. https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/7-secrets-make-people-instantly-like-you-sanjoy-kumar-malik-1?trk=hp-feed-article-title-ppl-follow Instantly? Why the rush? Do you also need instant coffee? […]

Contemplation on Meditation

Contemplation on Meditation

  Quiet the mind and the soul will speak – Ma Jaya Sati I’ve wanted to learn the art of meditation. Articles I’ve read extoll […]

L—-OWWWW—-BOUTAINS?

L—-OWWWW—-BOUTAINS?

I’m a shoe freak. The only thing Imelda Marcos had over me was more resources, like the treasury of the Philippines. This debilitating disease began […]

Boring Our Children to Safety

Boring Our Children to Safety

“They’re at it again,” my wife said with concern. I looked up and saw flames rising from a pile of dead branches off in the  […]

Has your libido, like Elvis, left the building?

Has your libido, like Elvis, left the building?

Baby boomer women: has your libido fallen and can’t get up? If you’re postmenopausal, it’s not uncommon. In fact, more than half of women in […]

As Women Grunt at Tennis, Men Try Armpit Farts

As Women Grunt at Tennis, Men Try Armpit Farts

WIMBLEDON, England. When it began with Monica Seles, it seemed innocuous, or merely annoying. But now, say old school tennis champs including Martina Navratilova and […]

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You Like Me, You Really Like Me

June 30, 2016
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I read an article on LinkedIn called 7 Secrets to Make People Instantly Like You. https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/7-secrets-make-people-instantly-like-you-sanjoy-kumar-malik-1?trk=hp-feed-article-title-ppl-follow Instantly? Why the rush? Do you also need instant coffee? […]

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Contemplation on Meditation

June 30, 2016
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  Quiet the mind and the soul will speak – Ma Jaya Sati I’ve wanted to learn the art of meditation. Articles I’ve read extoll […]

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L—-OWWWW—-BOUTAINS?

June 30, 2016
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I’m a shoe freak. The only thing Imelda Marcos had over me was more resources, like the treasury of the Philippines. This debilitating disease began […]

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Boring Our Children to Safety

June 30, 2016
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“They’re at it again,” my wife said with concern. I looked up and saw flames rising from a pile of dead branches off in the  […]

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I bumped into someone who makes short films, the other day…

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Has your libido, like Elvis, left the building?

June 29, 2016
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Baby boomer women: has your libido fallen and can’t get up? If you’re postmenopausal, it’s not uncommon. In fact, more than half of women in […]

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As Women Grunt at Tennis, Men Try Armpit Farts

June 29, 2016
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WIMBLEDON, England. When it began with Monica Seles, it seemed innocuous, or merely annoying. But now, say old school tennis champs including Martina Navratilova and […]

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I’m not even sorry…

June 29, 2016
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Life is a Buffett, Old Chum

June 28, 2016
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  Some time ago I ran into Warren Buffett at a buffet. Between the clam chowder and butter on ice, there he towered. The single […]

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“Clear-Eyed Soul” Finds Fans Among Jaded, Jilted Listeners

June 28, 2016
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BOSTON.  It’s 2 a.m. on a Monday morning, but Jason Evritz is hard at work at Permanent Records, where the early morning hour translates into less […]

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Maybe the internet IS on to something.

June 28, 2016
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Don’t ever live your life \ Give up on your dreams. Maybe the internet IS full of inspirational quotes.

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BREAKING NEWS: USA Votes to Leave North America

June 27, 2016
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(Washington, D.C.) In the wake of Great Britain’s recent populist-led decision to leave the European Union, momentum gathered quickly for the United States to follow […]

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Jack Garner, Parsley Farmer

June 27, 2016
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Jack Garner gazed out over the farm that had been in his family for three generations and let out a sigh of exasperation. He looked […]

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Dining in restaurant owned by dentist will blow your mind

June 27, 2016
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In our neighborhood, a dentist spread his entrepreneurial wings, and bought a restaurant, with enough office space upstairs to house his dental practice. I don’t […]

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One Night.

June 27, 2016
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Billy Ray Cyrus Shares His Humor on CMT’s Still The King

June 26, 2016
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He may be known for his Achy Breaky Heart-rocking country music, but Billy Ray Cyrus has always embraced humor. This summer, he’s showcasing his funny […]

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Two Halves Make a Whole?

June 26, 2016
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More and more I’m hearing that the world is divided into the halves and the halve-nots. I’m confused as to which is better. If you’re […]

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Freedonia Offers to Replace England in EU

June 26, 2016
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NGORZSKL, Freedonia.  Freedonian officials are tired this morning after an all-night vigil they kept in a state of anticipation and suspense, fueled by oglitz, this land-locked […]

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Young Thirsty Dave is awash with good ideas.

June 26, 2016
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When young Thirsty Dave asked the dietician for a good source of vitamin B6; potassium; copper; vitamin C; manganese; phosphorus; niacin; dietary fiber; and pantothenic […]

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The Break Up

June 26, 2016
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 I knew it was time. It had to end. I had to face it, and I had to act. Carrie was an attractive 37 year old […]

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At the Painful Memory Erasure Lab

June 25, 2016
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Scientists at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology replaced negative memories of electric shocks in mice with the pleasurable one of mingling with mice of the […]

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