The Last Train

The Last Train

She makes it just in time. The last train of the day. She wasn’t planning on taking it. In fact, she was planning on taking […]

Bunny Chow, Bunny Beserkers

Bunny Chow, Bunny Beserkers

South African Entree BUNNY CHOW INGREDIENTS 1 medium onion 3 medium potatoes 4 cardamom pods 1 cinnamon stick ½ teaspoon fennel seeds 3 tablespoons vegetable […]

The City Needs a Nap

The City Needs a Nap

  New York, New York… Sounds so nice they named it twice. Not really, when you’re there you have to repeat it, because it’s noisy, […]

Milk Mania!

Milk Mania!

It’s night. Good Guy is fast asleep in bed, unshakable. Outside, Bad Guy is armed, dangerous. He breaks into Good Guy’s house. If only Good […]

Prequel, Schmequel……..

Prequel, Schmequel……..

Sometimes I think we forget how the generation above us made a sensible life for themselves.  We fail to give our moms and dads credit […]

My Bossa Nova Years

My Bossa Nova Years

It is no coincidence that the bossa nova craze coincided with the years in which I achieved my greatest romantic success–first through sixth grades. No […]

They don’t call me Bill Y “Humanitarian Patron Of Donations To The Welfare Of The World” Ledden for nothing.

They don’t call me Bill Y “Humanitarian Patron Of Donations To The Welfare Of The World” Ledden for nothing.

As usual, I don’t want any thanks for this. Simply knowing that your lives are now richer, enriches me in places that I didn’t even […]

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The Last Train

October 1, 2016
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She makes it just in time. The last train of the day. She wasn’t planning on taking it. In fact, she was planning on taking […]

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Bunny Chow, Bunny Beserkers

September 30, 2016
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Bunny Chow, Bunny Beserkers

South African Entree BUNNY CHOW INGREDIENTS 1 medium onion 3 medium potatoes 4 cardamom pods 1 cinnamon stick ½ teaspoon fennel seeds 3 tablespoons vegetable […]

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The City Needs a Nap

September 30, 2016
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  New York, New York… Sounds so nice they named it twice. Not really, when you’re there you have to repeat it, because it’s noisy, […]

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Milk Mania!

September 30, 2016
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It’s night. Good Guy is fast asleep in bed, unshakable. Outside, Bad Guy is armed, dangerous. He breaks into Good Guy’s house. If only Good […]

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Prequel, Schmequel……..

September 30, 2016
By
yoda

Sometimes I think we forget how the generation above us made a sensible life for themselves.  We fail to give our moms and dads credit […]

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My Bossa Nova Years

September 30, 2016
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My Bossa Nova Years

It is no coincidence that the bossa nova craze coincided with the years in which I achieved my greatest romantic success–first through sixth grades. No […]

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They don’t call me Bill Y “Humanitarian Patron Of Donations To The Welfare Of The World” Ledden for nothing.

September 30, 2016
By
thesandwich

As usual, I don’t want any thanks for this. Simply knowing that your lives are now richer, enriches me in places that I didn’t even […]

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At My Age I Should … Um …

September 29, 2016
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What I Wish I Looked Like

It must have been a boring day today, because I found myself reading this on the website of The Gothamist. My brain immediately seized on […]

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Togetherness

September 29, 2016
By
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Thursday, September 29, 2016 Today I am grateful for togetherness.  It rained today and while the ground is sucking it up like the Sahara, Thursday […]

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The FedEx Universe

September 29, 2016
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The FedEx Universe

Yesterday I asked the universe for a well-paying job that I would love to do. I was using the modern-day philosophy, which states that you […]

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As Older Lodges Shrink, One Newcomer Goes on the Attack

September 29, 2016
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As Older Lodges Shrink, One Newcomer Goes on the Attack

NATICK, Mass.  This town, like many others across America, was once home to a veritable menagerie of fraternal orders–Lions, Moose, Elks, and the Loyal Order […]

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An Alarming Trend

September 29, 2016
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I don’t own a cell phone. Seriously. No GPS either. No apps. I don’t own an iAnything. The speed of technological change intimidates me, and […]

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The Pain Of Visiting The Dentist.

September 29, 2016
By
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This dentist has his own unnerving flossify on numbing the pain.

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A Mexican root canal and other vacation disasters

September 28, 2016
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As you may know, the state of Maine is known as Vacationland (it says so on our license plates). So as we transition from summer […]

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Corporate Mission Statements For Our Modern Times

September 28, 2016
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Mission statements are a modern attempt to give meaning and a face to a corporation’s work in its never ending pursuit of profits. They are […]

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The Night of the Grasshopper

September 28, 2016
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I’m going to hammer this home because I’m worth it.

September 28, 2016
By
thoreal

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Jobs for the Afterlife

September 27, 2016
By
imgres

Donald Trump announced today that God’s Angels are moving their company, Lulu Afterlife Inc., from Heaven to Hell and that only a Trump God can […]

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Record Number of ER Visits for Alcohol Poisoning Follow Presidential Debate Drinking Games

September 27, 2016
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Record Number of ER Visits for Alcohol Poisoning Follow Presidential Debate Drinking Games

Atlanta, September 27, 2016 – The CDC reported Tuesday morning that American hospitals are struggling to keep up with an acute epidemic of alcohol poisoning, […]

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Juan Jose Guiraldes, Boston Jaywalking Cop

September 27, 2016
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BOSTON. This city, often referred to as the “Athens of America,” sometimes by non-residents, is famous for many things; the invention of the telephone by […]

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This is something Jay Z gonna have to answer himself.

September 27, 2016
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