Don’t break anyone’s heart, they only have one. Break their bones, they have 206. Let us begin the count, shall we?

Don’t break anyone’s heart, they only have one. Break their bones, they have 206. Let us begin the count, shall we?

If you can’t laugh at life, you might as well go and join a Bon Jovi fan club. While laughing at life, we must also […]

Uber Driver Pepper Sprays Passenger After Flatulence Episode In The Car

Uber Driver Pepper Sprays Passenger After Flatulence Episode In The Car

TALAHASEE, FL – An Uber driver pepper sprayed a passenger in his vehicle during a violent flatulence incident late Saturday night that began with too […]

Friday Humor Devotional

Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please excuse my lengthy string of profanity.  I’ll never ask my redneck boyfriend to multi-task again!  When I reminded him to stop by […]

Ignorance. Your Ticket To The Big Money

Ignorance. Your Ticket To The Big Money

I think I’ve figured out a way to work toward social justice AND make a ton of money. Talk to any teacher or a social […]

Disney Cruise Disaster

Disney Cruise Disaster

Late last year we took our 3- and 5-year old daughters on a Disney cruise, and the only magic we experienced was that Disney made […]

Miss Universe – Buzz Over?

Miss Universe – Buzz Over?

  I like to peruse the international news headlines. Hey, I am not one of those arrogant Americans who thinks if it doesn’t happen on […]

Boob One And Boob Two

Boob One And Boob Two

After two wallet thefts within a six- month time frame, I decided to give up carrying a purse.  So where was I to carry my […]

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Don’t break anyone’s heart, they only have one. Break their bones, they have 206. Let us begin the count, shall we?

February 6, 2016
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If you can’t laugh at life, you might as well go and join a Bon Jovi fan club. While laughing at life, we must also […]

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Uber Driver Pepper Sprays Passenger After Flatulence Episode In The Car

February 5, 2016
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Flatulent related attacks against Uber drivers have been up in recent months. Photo: Anti-Flatulence League.

TALAHASEE, FL – An Uber driver pepper sprayed a passenger in his vehicle during a violent flatulence incident late Saturday night that began with too […]

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Ignorance. Your Ticket To The Big Money

February 5, 2016
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Ignorance. Your Ticket To The Big Money

I think I’ve figured out a way to work toward social justice AND make a ton of money. Talk to any teacher or a social […]

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Disney Cruise Disaster

February 5, 2016
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Late last year we took our 3- and 5-year old daughters on a Disney cruise, and the only magic we experienced was that Disney made […]

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Miss Universe – Buzz Over?

February 5, 2016
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  I like to peruse the international news headlines. Hey, I am not one of those arrogant Americans who thinks if it doesn’t happen on […]

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Boob One And Boob Two

February 5, 2016
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After two wallet thefts within a six- month time frame, I decided to give up carrying a purse.  So where was I to carry my […]

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With Arthur Rimbaud at the Chamber of Commerce

February 5, 2016
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French poet Arthur Rimbaud wrote most of his well-known works as a teenager, then abandoned poetry for a mercantile career.                                               Poetry Magazine Rimbaud   […]

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The strange disappearance of Sugartastic Daddy John and the even stranger appearance of the reason for his disappearance.

February 5, 2016
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Sugartastic Daddy John was there and then he was not there. We looked near and we looked afar but no joy – he was not […]

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Fiorina goes after condom companies; claims ‘This is not rubber’

February 4, 2016
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Presidential Republican Candidate Carly Fiorina at the town hall meeting in Nebraska questioning treads on a condom.  Photo: Condom Company Alliance Of America.

LINCOLN, NE — After making Planned Parenthood the centerpiece of her 2016 campaign, in spite of a multitude of reports that the videos used as […]

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Science says: 4 ways men and women are different

February 4, 2016
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While men and women aren’t really from different planets, we do have our differences. Curious about the current state of the science regarding this phenomenon, I […]

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Fun With Boomer Barbie

February 4, 2016
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Barbie is on the cover of Time! The big news is that Mattell is bringing out a batch of brand new Barbies with different (and […]

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Grocery Store Math

February 4, 2016
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(This piece is dedicated to Irish mathlete Bill Y Ledden.) The math “skills” of American students are, by international standards and in technical terms, what […]

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One Late-Starting Writer Finds He Has Some Catching Up to Do.

February 4, 2016
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REVERE, Mass.  The Bronze Banana has been a fixture in this gritty town north of Boston for a long time, as college boys, bachelor parties and […]

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If no two people see color the same way, is color just a pigment of the imagination?

February 4, 2016
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Jill Y has always been good with our imaginary daughter.   They have what can be described as a special relationship.  

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We Need To Talk About Ted

February 3, 2016
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The creators of the movie We Need To Talk About Kevin have announced plans for a sequel. On Monday the filmmakers issued the following press […]

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Oh, if Only I could find the right Foundation…..

February 3, 2016
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So my eldest daughter is getting married in a few weeks. Yikes! Even saying that sends me in to labored breathing, a cold sweat and […]

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Jeb Bush Accepts Hennessy Endorsement, Appeals With Young Black Voters

February 3, 2016
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Former Florida Governor Jeb Bush and Hennessy unveiling the first adverts, signaling his endorsement with Hennessy.  Photo: Hennessy.

MIAMI, FL — Black History Month brings out the best in politician voter relations.  Just yesterday Republican presidential nominee hopeful Jeb Bush became the newest […]

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Eight Types Of People Who Annoy Me

February 3, 2016
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The best thing about the human race is our individuality. The world would be a dull place indeed if we all dressed the same, talked […]

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The View From Jeremy’s Butt

February 3, 2016
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It’s 5 p.m., and I’m trying to decide whether to run for the 5:15 train or hang in until the 5:30 and squeeze in another […]

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If I was their age and I wasn’t real, there’s no way I’d figure this out.

February 3, 2016
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Sugartastic Daddy John’s imaginary kids have a philosophical debate.

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Groundhog For President

February 2, 2016
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The Groundhog came out, saw the Iowa Caucus, and is predicting ten more months of misery. “Just drive us off the cliff before Super Tuesday.”

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