Homemade Butter and Parcheesi(tm) Prisons

Homemade Butter and Parcheesi(tm) Prisons

American Appetizer HOMEMADE BUTTER INGREDIENTS 3 cups heavy whipping cream ½ cup ice water ¼ teaspoon salt (optional, to taste) SPECIAL UTENSILS food processor (best), […]

HO HO HOPress: Revisiting our Releases for 2017

HO HO HOPress: Revisiting our Releases for 2017

As we do each holiday season, we re-visit the year’s releases and maybe a few from the prior year as a way not only to […]

Merry Christmas, Mr. Trump, In Keeping With The Situation

Merry Christmas, Mr. Trump, In Keeping With The Situation

Yep.  Tiny Christmas balls to go with my tiny hands  This holiday season 2017 will be the very first in many a year that Americans will […]

Vexatious Security

Vexatious Security

  I had just gotten back to sleep after my usual late night walk-about when my cell phone rang. My left armed flailed to the […]

Turkey Bits from the ‘burbs

Turkey Bits from the ‘burbs

TURKEY TIME—You know it’s Turkey Time when the air gets cold, the wind blows and the leaves color the ground yellow and orange. In the […]

How We Heal

How We Heal

Not our normal humor post, but Mary Farr’s book If I Could Mend Your Heart is a book we seem to all need right now. […]

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Homemade Butter and Parcheesi(tm) Prisons

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American Appetizer HOMEMADE BUTTER INGREDIENTS 3 cups heavy whipping cream ½ cup ice water ¼ teaspoon salt (optional, to taste) SPECIAL UTENSILS food processor (best), […]

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HO HO HOPress: Revisiting our Releases for 2017

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As we do each holiday season, we re-visit the year’s releases and maybe a few from the prior year as a way not only to […]

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Merry Christmas, Mr. Trump, In Keeping With The Situation

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Merry Christmas, Mr. Trump, In Keeping With The Situation

Yep.  Tiny Christmas balls to go with my tiny hands  This holiday season 2017 will be the very first in many a year that Americans will […]

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Vexatious Security

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  I had just gotten back to sleep after my usual late night walk-about when my cell phone rang. My left armed flailed to the […]

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Turkey Bits from the ‘burbs

November 17, 2017
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TURKEY TIME—You know it’s Turkey Time when the air gets cold, the wind blows and the leaves color the ground yellow and orange. In the […]

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How We Heal

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Not our normal humor post, but Mary Farr’s book If I Could Mend Your Heart is a book we seem to all need right now. […]

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Freedonia Tries Napkins to Jump-Start Tech-Starved Economy

November 17, 2017
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SKLA NORGRZI, Freedonia.  This town of approximately 30,000 humans and 2,500 farm animals nestled snugly in the Zbiegzliw Mountain range is generally considered the “Freedonian […]

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I’m Just Average:

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Somebody asked me recently, knowing I’m a runner, but not being a runner themselves “have you ever run a marathon?” Fair questions I guess. Anybody […]

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November 17, 2017
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Dear Reader, This is a desperate plea for help. Not for me, mind you. For my wife, Michele. I don’t know how to put this […]

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Remember, Donald. Elephants Never Forget

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Talking Turkey

November 16, 2017
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Today I am grateful to talk turkey.  I know those pudgy little fowl will be the mainstay of many of your upcoming holidays so it […]

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Backward Types in Demand as College Tour Guides

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ABILENE, Texas.  Ryan Simmons is, to all appearances, a slightly scrawny high school senior with no particular athletic ability, but he’s drawing attention from top […]

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I’m not a professonal Textologist but whoever she is messaging is in serious trouble…

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You probably already know my middle name is Beauregard. And, based on recent statements, you may think that I have no regard For being truthful […]

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Hepcat Herb Clark, Bongo-Playing Poet-Narc

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“Beatnik” George Bermudez, an undercover narcotics officer, learned to play the bongos, memorized Oscar Wilde’s “Ballad of Reading Gaol,” and became a published poet in […]

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November 15, 2017
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What are soft skills? I’m suppose to improve my soft skills, but does that mean turn them into something softer, like a comfortable 3-ply roll […]

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Science Takes on Female Hormones, Hormones Win

November 14, 2017
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Scientific breakthroughs have made our lives richer and more fulfilling in a number of ways.  The problem with science, however, is scientists. Alfred Kinsey: Beneath […]

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