Pampering Myself Silly

Pampering Myself Silly

I would enjoy pedicures if it were not for one thing: my feet are ticklish. I mean paralyze-the-nervous-system ticklish. Yes, they are that bad. So […]

Salad Lovers Fret as Crouton Shortage Looms

Salad Lovers Fret as Crouton Shortage Looms

GREEN RIDGE, Mo. Sam Jones has been a grain buyer in this small town for nearly four decades, but he wears an expression of concern […]

Prayer Breakfast

Prayer Breakfast

What exactly is a prayer breakfast? This is an activity American politicians love to attend. Is this everyone’s chance to collectively thank God for the […]

It’s Not Too Late to Prepare Your Child for the 2028 Olympics

It’s Not Too Late to Prepare Your Child for the 2028 Olympics

While the recent Rio Olympic Games are still fresh in your mind, it’s a perfect time to start getting your own child ready for the […]

The Olympics

The Olympics

I thought I would bring the public up to date on the Olympics. The real Olympics –the spectator’s televised Olympics. My wife took the gold […]

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“With great power comes great responsibility” – Ben Parker aka Uncle Ben.

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Pampering Myself Silly

August 24, 2016
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Pampering Myself Silly

I would enjoy pedicures if it were not for one thing: my feet are ticklish. I mean paralyze-the-nervous-system ticklish. Yes, they are that bad. So […]

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Salad Lovers Fret as Crouton Shortage Looms

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GREEN RIDGE, Mo. Sam Jones has been a grain buyer in this small town for nearly four decades, but he wears an expression of concern […]

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If I dentisted for a living, I would put this on a plaque on a wall in the dentisting room while I dentisted.

August 23, 2016
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Prayer Breakfast

August 22, 2016
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What exactly is a prayer breakfast? This is an activity American politicians love to attend. Is this everyone’s chance to collectively thank God for the […]

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It’s Not Too Late to Prepare Your Child for the 2028 Olympics

August 22, 2016
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While the recent Rio Olympic Games are still fresh in your mind, it’s a perfect time to start getting your own child ready for the […]

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The Olympics

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I thought I would bring the public up to date on the Olympics. The real Olympics –the spectator’s televised Olympics. My wife took the gold […]

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Whither Butter Sculpture?

August 22, 2016
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It has been several years since Norma Lyon, the pre-eminent practitioner of a uniquely American art form–butter sculpture–died, and the deep impact of her passing becomes […]

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9 Tell tale signs of ‘workopause’

August 22, 2016
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There comes a time in your life when you have paid off the mortgage, the kids are grown and you realize your career quads are […]

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Jill Y’s efficiency knows no bounds.

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Fried Green Tomatoes and In A Gadda Da Vida

August 21, 2016
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American Appetizer FRIED GREEN TOMATOES With Dipping Sauce INGREDIENTS – DIPPING SAUCE 2 stalks green onions ⅔ cup Dijon mustard ½ cup mayonnaise ⅓ cup […]

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Someday All This Crap Will Be Yours

August 21, 2016
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When I saw the news I gulped involuntarily; a man riding a bike had been struck and killed by a hit-and-run driver not far from […]

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August 21, 2016
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According to North Korea, North Korea won the most medals at the Olympic Games.

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Trump Alleges Ozgate

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During a campaign rally in Topeka, KS, Donald Trump claimed President Obama was directly responsible for the illegal forced deportation of a young farm girl. […]

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Summer’s End Finds Grade School Cougars on the Prowl

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NATICK, Mass. Emily Adams is a twelve-year-old who will be entering sixth grade at Mosi Tatupu Middle School in this western suburb of Boston next […]

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Fowl Language

August 20, 2016
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Artwork by Eli Connaughton. Idea/text by Bill Spencer.

Eli Connaughton as artist website: http://www.chickenwisdom.com/

Eli Connaughton as writer website: http://www.eliconnaughton.com/

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The Happiness of Anticipation.

August 20, 2016
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Too Many Superhero Movies? Say It Ain’t So!

August 19, 2016
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Does such a thing as too many superhero movies really exist? Well, looking at this chart of upcoming flicks featuring nearly every Marvel and DC […]

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Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms?

August 19, 2016
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      – Paul R. De Lancey Future president of the United States of America. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, […]

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Mad Science District ‘Rot Spots’ — where evil feels best

August 19, 2016
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By The Mad Scientist Columnist I know evil. And the Mad Science District is the place to be if you want to try to take […]

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Me and My Unthinking Lobster

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Orson Welles wrote a spoof of Hollywood titled “La langouste qui ne pense a rien” (The Unthinking Lobster). David Hadju, Lush Life As I turned […]

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