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Norway, Land of Meatballs, Land of Flabby Evil Spirits

May 25, 2015
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Norway, Land of Meatballs, Land of Flabby Evil Spirits

Norwegian Entree KJOTTKAKER INGREDIENTS 1 small onion 4 slices bread ¾ cup milk 1 pound ground beef ¼ lard or lard or suet ¼ teaspoon ginger ¼ teaspoon nutmeg ¼ teaspoon pepper ¼ teaspoon salt…

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Someday All This Crap Will Be Yours

May 25, 2015
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Someday All This Crap Will Be Yours

When I saw the news I gulped involuntarily; a man riding a bike had been struck and killed by a hit-and-run driver not far from where I make the turn to head home from my…

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Content Of Women’s Magazines

May 25, 2015
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Content Of Women’s Magazines

A couple of times each minute, Jill Y reads magazines with titles like “If Your Man Really Loved You, He would Listen To Bon Jovi With You” or “20 Ways To Know If Your Man…

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Jack Garner, Parsley Farmer

May 24, 2015
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Jack Garner, Parsley Farmer

Jack Garner gazed out over the farm that had been in his family for three generations and gave out a sigh of exasperation. He looked down the rows of curly leaf parsley, often used as…

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To find out why reading is so important, read this.

May 24, 2015
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To find out why reading is so important, read this.

My first and only mistake was to ask Jill Y what was wrong. When a man asks a woman that question, there are only two possible answers. You can be told what’s wrong, shut up…

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Rules of the Road on a Holiday Weekend

May 24, 2015
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By: Nan Palmero

            As you know the holiday weekend is one where friends and family gather to celebrate and honor those who have served our country.  Unfortunately, in order to celebrate together,…

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Nazi Muff-Diving: It Could’ve Happened Here

May 23, 2015
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Nazi Muff-Diving: It Could’ve Happened Here

Memorial Day weekend marks the traditional start of summer, and with it beach reading. An unexpected by-product of summer’s lower intellectual standards is that one’s literary risk-reward ratio expands exponentially, the way pole vaulting records…

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The Actor Steve Buscemi

May 23, 2015
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The Actor Steve Buscemi

The Actor Steve Buscemi is without doubt, one of the finest actors of this or any generation. Only the truly brilliant can depict a 4-year-old girl with the emotional depth and resonance that brings realism…

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Vidalia Onion Rings and Festivals for the Onion Groupies

May 22, 2015
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Vidalia Onion Rings and Festivals for the Onion Groupies

American appetizer VIDALIA ONION RINGS INGREDIENTS 3 medium Vidalia onions or other onions 1¼ cups flour ¾ teaspoon baking powder ¾ teaspoon salt 1 egg ¼ cup beer (8 ounces left in that bottle for…

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Why We Put Off Visiting The Eye Doctor

May 22, 2015
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Why We Put Off Visiting The Eye Doctor

It’s hard to know exactly who you can trust in this world. I recently read about a young woman who developed cancer. Her friends and family shaved their heads in show of support. But then…

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A Day in the Life of a Federal Catfish Inspector

May 22, 2015
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A Day in the Life of a Federal Catfish Inspector

To date the U.S. Department of Agriculture has spent $20 million to set up a catfish office without inspecting a single catfish.  I’m not making that up. Senator John McCain, remarks on Senate floor in…

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Robert De Niro’s Waiting.

May 22, 2015
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Robert De Niro’s Waiting.

I’m not good at asking for help as I usually just help myself and avoid the cops as I do. Please like, repost this and help Robert De Niro find his way home. And always…

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Hasselback Potatoes and the Secret to Peace

May 21, 2015
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Hasselback Potatoes and the Secret to Peace

Swedish Entree HASSELBACK POTATOES INGREDIENTS 10 tablespoons butter (5 tablespoons for casserole dish. 5 tablespoons to spoon over potatoes.) 10 small potatoes 1 teaspoon dill 1 teaspoon salt 6 tablespoons grated Våsterbotten or Parmesan cheese…

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21 Things Your Pre-Pregnancy Jeans Would Say If They Could Breathe

May 21, 2015
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Noooooo! Anything but the pliers. I don’t care about your ribs. Suck in harder! “These jeans” don’t give you camel toe. Your fat ass does. Seriously, even porn stars don’t get this up-close and personal…

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The Final Airplane Seat

May 21, 2015
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The Final Airplane Seat

Traveling on a commercial airline is no fun anymore.  You have to play the randomly-assigned-and-configured airline fee game, put up with people talking on their phones until the door is sealed shut and the planes…

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At the Bizarro Rotary Club

May 21, 2015
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At the Bizarro Rotary Club

It’s noontime on Wednesday, time for me to head over to the Bothner Hotel for the weekly meeting of our local chapter of the Bizarro Rotary Club.  It’s a great bunch and when you’re a…

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How To Discover The Colonel’s Secret Recipe.

May 21, 2015
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How To Discover The Colonel’s Secret Recipe.

This would work. If you’re gonna tell me that this wouldn’t work Don’t:  

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Beef Vegetable Soup, Genghis Khan, and Beet Ball

May 20, 2015
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Beef Vegetable Soup, Genghis Khan, and Beet Ball

Uzbek Soup KOURMA SHURPA (beef vegetable soup) INGREDIENTS 1¼ pounds tri-tip or chuck 3 russet potatoes 2 medium carrots 1 green bell pepper 2 garlic cloves 2 medium onions 2 tomatoes ¼ cup vegetable oil…

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Well That Wasn’t Supposed To Happen

May 20, 2015
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Well That Wasn’t Supposed To Happen

The news is reporting that ISIS has seized the city of Ramadi, the capital of Anbar province in Iraq. Little verifiable information is available, given the danger the situation poses to Western journalists. However, reporters…

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For Some US Students, Heavy Backpacks Are Good Training

May 20, 2015
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For Some US Students, Heavy Backpacks Are Good Training

QUIBDO, Colombia.  It’s “Day of Return” in this, the capital of the Choco, a department (roughly equivalent to a U.S. state) of Colombia.  “Today we put the Children of Affluence back into the belly of…

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You gotta be starting somethi

May 20, 2015
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You gotta be starting somethi

Don’t get me start

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