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Moore Versus Eastwood: The Sniping Continues

January 31, 2015
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Moore Versus Eastwood: The Sniping Continues

The controversy surrounding the film American Sniper continued today when director Michael Moore confirmed to The Daily Mail that Clint Eastwood had previously threatened his life. The incident occurred in 2005 at an awards ceremony…

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I may need to save up a long time for this…

January 31, 2015
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I may need to save up a long time for this…

But I WILL have it:

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HumorOutcasts Radio – Interview with Jen Tucker

January 30, 2015
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jtucker

This week, humorist/author and all around great writer Jen Tucker stopped in for some rousing fun! Let’s see we talked about engineers, the Big Ten, her next dream job and her children’s books and non-fiction…

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Romney Hires Sincerity Consultant as He Mulls 2016 Run

January 30, 2015
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Romney Hires Sincerity Consultant as He Mulls 2016 Run

LAKE WINNIPESAUKEE, N.H.  Chastened by his 2012 loss to Barack Obama but prepared to learn from his mistakes, former Massachusetts Governor Willard “Mitt” Romney huddled last night with high-priced consultants as he considers a third run at the…

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Love and Romance, a Pre-Valentine’s Day Story

January 30, 2015
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Love and Romance, a Pre-Valentine’s Day Story

“I’ve been married for forty-six years,” Joe announced at our local cafe. “Did I ever tell you how my wife and I met?” “Nope,” I responded. For some reason, people love to confide in me.…

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Don’t use rugs kids.

January 30, 2015
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Don’t use rugs kids.

Be proud of your head, hair or no hair:

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Taking Advice From Satan

January 29, 2015
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Taking Advice From Satan

The other day I stumbled across a video of a 2012 speech given by the current Chief Justice of the Alabama Supreme Court. Yeah, I know, I need to get a life. That or find…

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Who Crisped My Bacon, Damnit?

January 29, 2015
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crispybacon

You know what really crisps my bacon? Hospitals and colleges. I am so tired of getting solicitations from hospitals and colleges asking me to give generously, or how about sending us some extra money because…

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Who’s The Bigger Super Bowl Jag?

January 29, 2015
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Who’s The Bigger Super Bowl Jag?

You tell me…at the Super Bowl, who will be the bigger Jag? The Patriots who “allegedly” deflated some footbals OR  your uncle that stretches in front of everyone to get some buffalo chicken dip during a…

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Two Dead as Joyce Carol Oates Books Topple on Shoppers

January 29, 2015
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Two Dead as Joyce Carol Oates Books Topple on Shoppers

FRAMINGHAM, Mass. Firemen worked frantically against the clock in a desperate attempt to save the lives of shoppers at the Barnes & Noble bookstore here after a shelf gave way when “The Sacrifice,” the most…

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The Real Marco Polo?

January 29, 2015
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marcopolo

Netflix is airing an original series on Marco Polo. I watched 20 minutes and there is not one kid standing in a pool shouting out his name.  Apparently, Netflix does not know Marco Polo.

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Generation A, B, AB and O.

January 29, 2015
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Generation A, B, AB and O.

I’m usually the first one to knock the younger generation but that’s only because they need to get off my lawn. As long as the education system provides this caliber of young folk, we have…

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Lamb Burger and Mary’s Little Lamb Has GPS

January 28, 2015
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Lamb Burger and Mary’s Little Lamb Has GPS

New Zealander Entree LAMB BURGER INGREDIENTS 1 small onion 1 Roma tomato 2 tablespoons olive oil 1 pound ground lamb ½ teaspoon lemon zest ½ teaspoon marjoram 1½ tablespoons mayonnaise 1 teaspoon mint, crushed ¼…

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Deflate-Gate? Enough Gates, Already

January 28, 2015
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View image | gettyimages.com   DEFLATEGATE? ENOUGH GATES, ALREADY! I’ve been asked to write about Deflategate. In other words, I’m under pressure to talk about under-pressured footballs. And worse, yet, to call it Deflategate. No!…

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Fantasy Land Versus Fantasy Science: The Battle Over Measles

January 28, 2015
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Fantasy Land Versus Fantasy Science: The Battle Over Measles

A prominent television host needs a scary topic that has widespread appeal. A former Playboy playmate and MTV star is looking to reinvent herself as a medical expert so she can sell books and detox…

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The Little Guy: An Unconscious Love Story

January 28, 2015
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The Little Guy: An Unconscious Love Story

I’ve lived long enough now to confirm Jung’s and Freud’s theory of the existence of the unconscious, and I believe I’ve figured out how to better understand it. What I’ve realized is that it helps…

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Huckabee: Jiffy Pop Squirrels Died in Peace

January 28, 2015
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Huckabee: Jiffy Pop Squirrels Died in Peace

LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas. Just as his campaign for the Republican presidential nomination begins to gain traction, former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee is facing criticism from animal rights groups and death penalty opponents over his practice…

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One should always be drunk. That’s all that matters… Charles Baudelaire

January 28, 2015
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Wine

Saturday was my birthday. I wanted wine and song. My daughter called from Ireland to wish me a grand year, and suggested I check the internet machine for our local beloved troubadour to see where…

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Bare witness to…

January 28, 2015
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Bare witness to…

The Domino effect…

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The Consequences of Deflate-Gate

January 27, 2015
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nixon-bill

A True Patriot Never Lies   But he just might INFLATE the truth.

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For One Hockey Dad, Switch to Figure Skating is Tough

January 27, 2015
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For One Hockey Dad, Switch to Figure Skating is Tough

MARLBORO, Mass. It’s Sunday night at the New England Skating Center, and Butchie Dorr is casting a longing glance at a Pee-Wee Hockey tournament final that’s about to begin in one of this facility’s eight…

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