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Walk to End Alzheimer’s Sadly Concludes With No Cure Found

September 22, 2014
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Walk to End Alzheimer’s Sadly Concludes With No Cure Found

Once again, this year’s annual “Walk to End Alzheimer’s” concluded without anyone discovering a cure. Thousands participated in the race, lasting over 3 miles, but when the last walker crossed the finish line, Alzheimer’s continued…

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Celebrities, We Need Your Help

September 22, 2014
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Celebrities, We Need Your Help

President Obama has pledged to not put American boots on the ground in fighting ISIS. Predictably, old white guys on TV who’ve never experienced combat are saying this is a huge mistake and American troops…

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Trash Talkin’ in the Rx Line

September 22, 2014
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I was as much curious as anything else to see what the doctor had actually prescribed. Just to look at the script, it looks to be written in some ancient code, scratched on paper either…

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Unicorn Bites 9/19/14

September 22, 2014
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4-year-old: Why does the pope wear that big hat? Me: I don’t know. 4: Is Jesus under it? — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 19, 2014 2-year-old: I have a superpower! Me: What is it? 2: *throws a block at…

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Real Simple My A$$

September 22, 2014
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How much do we love our home magazines? It’s porn. I read anything I can get my hands on. Oh God, and the catalogs! Tell me you haven’t squealed just a little on the inside…

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Is the US Government Serious About Climate Change? You Betcha!

September 22, 2014
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Is the US Government Serious About Climate Change? You Betcha!

The US Government plans to announce a multi-trillion dollar program to combat climate change during this week’s world summit at the United Nations. According to Washington insiders, the plan will show the world that the…

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72,746 People Are Ignoring The First Rule of Fight Club

September 22, 2014
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72,746 People Are Ignoring The First Rule of Fight Club

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I hit her with my best chat-up lines about shepherds, Lego and even poetry about the thoughts of a professional golfer in the run up to the Ryder Cup but she didn’t even bat either of her beautiful eyelids.

September 21, 2014
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I hit her with my best chat-up lines about shepherds, Lego and even poetry about the thoughts of a professional golfer in the run up to the Ryder Cup but she didn’t even bat either of her beautiful eyelids.

Persuading Jill Y to go out on a date with me wasn’t easy. I hit her with my best chat-up lines about shepherds, Lego and even poetry about the thoughts of a professional golfer in…

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Zombies, Shoes, and the TSA

September 20, 2014
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Zombies, Shoes, and the TSA

   I’d think zombies would like flip-flops over shoes with laces, what with their missing fingers, decreased motor skills, and all. I’d think this would be particularly important with increased TSA security at airports. I mean…

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If you can think of a fish pun, please let minnow.

September 20, 2014
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If you can think of a fish pun, please let minnow.

I don’t know why I don’t like penguins but I know, I don’t like them. Our fish died and I didn’t know how to tell my girlfriend. It’s times like these, you learn to get…

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Unicorn Bites 9/17/14

September 20, 2014
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4-year-old: Can I stay up? Me: No. I need to do adult things. 4: *goes to bed* Me: *eats entire box of Cheez-Its* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 18, 2014 4-year-old: What’s in that bottle? Me: Wine. 4: What’s it…

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Frozen Feasting At Fall Festivals

September 19, 2014
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SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK     This time of year, as leaves turn to glorious multicolor, steamy hot days of summer vanish, and autumn decorations go up, I can often be found … crying.  …

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Coconut Milk Chicken and Ravenous Crocodiles

September 19, 2014
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Coconut Milk Chicken and Ravenous Crocodiles

Madagascan Entree COCONUT MILK CHICKEN INGREDIENTS 4 chicken breasts 4 tablespoons lemon juice 1 tablespoon lemon zest ½ teaspoon cayenne pepper ½ teaspoon pepper 1 teaspoon salt 2 medium onions 2 Roma or small tomatoes…

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Admit It. This Is Why We Watch Sports On TV.

September 19, 2014
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Admit It. This Is Why We Watch Sports On TV.

Imagine for a moment that Freud came back to life and landed a job on Sports Center. Sitting there in an unimaginably shiny suit, he’d probably tell us that pro-sports offer humans a mechanism to…

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Signs That a Brutal Winter is On the Way

September 19, 2014
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Signs That a Brutal Winter is On the Way

The National Bureau of Climate Omen Readers has issued a warning that this winter will be the most severe on record. “The signs are unmistakable,” said Dr. Stan Cumulus, Director of the Bureau. “Temperatures will…

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Unicorn Bites 9/16/14

September 19, 2014
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4-year-old: Are goats real? Me: Of course they are. I can show you some if you want. 4: *runs away* Apparently she was saying “ghosts.” — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 17, 2014 4-year-old: Why are…

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Fixing America’s Health With the TSA

September 18, 2014
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Fixing America’s Health With the TSA

Our country lies way down the list of developed countries in terms of effectiveness and in cost of our private health-care system. Moreover, many Americans complain quite bitterly about Obamacare, the president’s solution. America’s second…

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HumorOutcasts Radio – Interview with Deb Martin-Webster

September 18, 2014
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This week’s guest was Deb Martin-Webster, and we had a blast talking about her new book Always, Montana.  You can read all about Deb and   Always, Montana plus find all her social media info on…

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Undercover Cell Phones: The New Police Weapon?

September 18, 2014
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By: Jeremy Jenum

A drug dealer in Tennessee is behind bars because of a confession he voluntarily made to the police—well, sort of voluntarily.  This is his tale of woe. The alleged criminal was driving merrily in his…

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Yakkin’ With Ya Jagoff – Sullivan and Son Star, Steve Byrne

September 18, 2014
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Yakkin’ With Ya Jagoff – Sullivan and Son Star, Steve Byrne

  We are back stage of the Rex Theater yakkin’ with comedian Steve Byrne. His start in comedy. Bar games on the Sullivan & Son. What is ALWAYS on the agenda on his trips back…

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