Don’t believe everything you hear but believe this.

Don’t believe everything you hear but believe this.

According to Jill Y, when the police removed this boulder, there was a dead coyote underneath it. Witnesses say they saw a road runner leaving […]

One Last Bedtime Story

One Last Bedtime Story

My son Brandon was 21 years old this past April 25.  I’m proud that he is turning into a happy, healthy, and intelligent young man […]

South African Bobotie and The Outer Space Restaurant

South African Bobotie and The Outer Space Restaurant

South African Entree BOBOTIE INGREDIENTS 2 slices bread ⅔ cup milk (½ cup more later) 1 Granny Smith or other sour apple 1 large onion […]

How to solve tip-of-the-tongue syndrome

How to solve tip-of-the-tongue syndrome

You get to be a certain age, and chances are you’ve known the frustration of being unable to recall a familiar word. It’s right there […]

De-MFA-Oscopy Helps Young Writers Overcome Harm of Graduate Degree

De-MFA-Oscopy Helps Young Writers Overcome Harm of Graduate Degree

CHAMPAIGN, Illinois.  Deborah Ralsted is smiling bravely as she is wheeled down the halls of Our Lady of Bed Sores Hospital, but at the corners […]

Bacon & Chocolate Party Wants You to Head Your Own Federal Department

Bacon & Chocolate Party Wants You to Head Your Own Federal Department

How often has this happened to you? You: Gah! I wish we had enough money to buy yogurt-covered pretzels. Spouse: We can’t. You have a […]

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Don’t believe everything you hear but believe this.

May 5, 2016
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According to Jill Y, when the police removed this boulder, there was a dead coyote underneath it. Witnesses say they saw a road runner leaving […]

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One Last Bedtime Story

May 4, 2016
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My son Brandon was 21 years old this past April 25.  I’m proud that he is turning into a happy, healthy, and intelligent young man […]

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South African Bobotie and The Outer Space Restaurant

May 4, 2016
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South African Entree BOBOTIE INGREDIENTS 2 slices bread ⅔ cup milk (½ cup more later) 1 Granny Smith or other sour apple 1 large onion […]

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How to solve tip-of-the-tongue syndrome

May 4, 2016
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You get to be a certain age, and chances are you’ve known the frustration of being unable to recall a familiar word. It’s right there […]

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De-MFA-Oscopy Helps Young Writers Overcome Harm of Graduate Degree

May 4, 2016
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CHAMPAIGN, Illinois.  Deborah Ralsted is smiling bravely as she is wheeled down the halls of Our Lady of Bed Sores Hospital, but at the corners […]

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Imagine This…

May 4, 2016
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Bacon & Chocolate Party Wants You to Head Your Own Federal Department

May 3, 2016
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How often has this happened to you? You: Gah! I wish we had enough money to buy yogurt-covered pretzels. Spouse: We can’t. You have a […]

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Mom, You’re Awesome!

May 3, 2016
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I can’t be the only person who hates buying Mother’s Day cards. I’d like to say that I’m anxious about the stress that comes with […]

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Swingin’ in the Rain

May 3, 2016
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Recently, I played a round of golf with my longtime golfing buddy Kevin. Kevin hates it when I refer to him by his actual name […]

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Bud Zaremba, Knuckle Ball Pitcher and Joker, Dead at 86

May 3, 2016
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KEOKUK, Iowa.   Elwood “Bud” Zaremba, pioneering knuckle-ball pitcher, died in his sleep in a nursing home here Sunday night after a brief illness. Zaremba played […]

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That awkward moment when you realize your nose is a twerking woman…

May 3, 2016
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Short, Shorter, Shortest

May 2, 2016
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New scientific research shows that the benefits of a 45 minute workout can be achieved in one minute. Don’t believe me? Here’s the link: http://time.com/4311373/interval-training-benefits/ Using this […]

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FIFTEEN SIGNS YOUR HUSBAND IS THINKING OF VOTING REPUBLICAN

May 2, 2016
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l) “The Art of the Deal” is the first item on his Amazon wish list. 2) He’s changed his password to “BigHands” 3) The bumper […]

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Read the Fine Print

May 2, 2016
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  Everyone says, “Paul, didn’t you read the fine print? You should always read the fine print.” How many of us read the fine print? […]

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My Memoirs, to the Best of My Knowledge

May 2, 2016
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The tradition of American memoir is a rich and varied one, from Eldridge Cleaver’s Soul on Ice to J. Edgar Hoover’s Memoirs of a Cross-Dressing […]

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SiZe mAtTeRs

May 2, 2016
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For the record, this will not work.

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To Hell With Correct Posture Month

May 1, 2016
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May is supposed to be a merry month, going back as far as Elizabethan dramatist Thomas Dekker, who wrote the deathless lines: O, the month […]

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Instinctively knowing the right thing to do, isn’t always easy

May 1, 2016
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I called Jill Y and asked where she was. She told me she was out looking at shoes, as is usually the case. I told […]

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What to Plant on Naked Gardening Day

April 30, 2016
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WHAT TO PLANT ON NAKED GARDENING DAY   As God made you, you’re dabbling with your dibblesticks, gardening in the buff on May 7th, Naked […]

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April 30, 2016
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Artwork by Eli Connaughton. Idea/text by Bill Spencer.

Eli Connaughton as artist website: http://www.chickenwisdom.com/

Eli Connaughton as writer website: http://www.eliconnaughton.com/

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Happy Hairball Awareness Day

April 30, 2016
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A chilly, sunny April Saturday. There’s just me and two cats, Rocco and Okie, three sullen males grunting their way through the day–as usual–while the wife’s running errands. […]

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