REVIEW OF LA LA LAND

REVIEW OF LA LA LAND

Sometimes we HO writers are more Outcasts than Humorists. I have been watching Hollywood musicals since I could toddle to the TV and change the […]

Spicy Fried Tuna and Desperate, Addicted Ones, Too

Spicy Fried Tuna and Desperate, Addicted Ones, Too

Maldivian Entree THELULI MAS (Spicy Fried Tuna) INGREDIENTS 1 small onion 5 garlic cloves 4 curry leaves or 2 tablespoons curry powder 2½ teaspoons peppercorns […]

What everyone should know about the most social car ever designed

What everyone should know about the most social car ever designed

I just saw a commercial for the Nissan Murano, touted as “the most social car Nissan has ever designed.” This innovation has raised some disturbing […]

The True Meaning of Presidents Day: Great Deals on New Cars

The True Meaning of Presidents Day: Great Deals on New Cars

When I was a boy my mother instilled in me a love of American history.  George Washington was the Father of Our Country, she told […]

Pay For a Pumper at Naughty Bingo

Pay For a Pumper at Naughty Bingo

So here’s the scenario: You want to support your local volunteer fire department, so you go to their fund-raising bingo night. And it’s your lucky […]

Bobby and Thom Have The Expat Convo

Bobby and Thom Have The Expat Convo

Thom and I were on the last walk of the day with our Doodle, Rhoda Morgenstern. Thom was subdued. Something was brewing. “I’ve been doing […]

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REVIEW OF LA LA LAND

February 20, 2017
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Sometimes we HO writers are more Outcasts than Humorists. I have been watching Hollywood musicals since I could toddle to the TV and change the […]

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Spicy Fried Tuna and Desperate, Addicted Ones, Too

February 20, 2017
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Maldivian Entree THELULI MAS (Spicy Fried Tuna) INGREDIENTS 1 small onion 5 garlic cloves 4 curry leaves or 2 tablespoons curry powder 2½ teaspoons peppercorns […]

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What everyone should know about the most social car ever designed

February 20, 2017
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I just saw a commercial for the Nissan Murano, touted as “the most social car Nissan has ever designed.” This innovation has raised some disturbing […]

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The True Meaning of Presidents Day: Great Deals on New Cars

February 20, 2017
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When I was a boy my mother instilled in me a love of American history.  George Washington was the Father of Our Country, she told […]

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When Dog was handing out brians, you were barking elsewhere…

February 20, 2017
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Pay For a Pumper at Naughty Bingo

February 19, 2017
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So here’s the scenario: You want to support your local volunteer fire department, so you go to their fund-raising bingo night. And it’s your lucky […]

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Bobby and Thom Have The Expat Convo

February 19, 2017
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Thom and I were on the last walk of the day with our Doodle, Rhoda Morgenstern. Thom was subdued. Something was brewing. “I’ve been doing […]

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What’s in a name?

February 19, 2017
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Venus and Mars

February 18, 2017
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Bad Advice Friday, 2-17-17

February 17, 2017
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Today is Bad-Advice Friday. I shall be dispensing bad advice to all comers. The advice will stupendously bad. Even moderately sane politicians will say, “No, […]

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Lewd In The Library

February 17, 2017
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The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue just came out, and all over America librarians are flipping through its pages and rolling their eyes. The swimsuit issue, […]

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My Mother Was A Margarine Smuggler.

February 17, 2017
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My Mother Was A Margarine Smuggler. Yes, it is true. Shameful but true. It is always difficult for the children of those involved in criminal […]

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Brownie Heart Attack

February 17, 2017
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For Valentines Day, Emily said she would make me some brownies. That’s about all I need in life, really. Well, and a cup of milk. […]

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Kid has more fun at Disneyland without Mom and Dad

February 17, 2017
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Before my wife and I got married, we dated. When I felt it was time to see if we had what it took to be […]

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Living Life in Reverse

February 17, 2017
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I never do anything the normal way if I can avoid it. This includes living my life in the right order. I was born on […]

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Fighting Low Ratings, NPR Adopts NBA’s 24-Second Clock

February 17, 2017
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CAMBRIDGE, Massachusetts.   Bob Zukoff, producer of the weekly radio show “The Creative Mind”, fidgets nervously as Amy Weber, a hammer dulcimer player and poetess who […]

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Why does she keep saying “we” and when did she start speaking French?

February 17, 2017
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Texas Chili and the Universe

February 16, 2017
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American Entree TEXAS CHILI INGREDIENTS 3 pounds beef chuck or sirloin 2 tablespoons lard or vegetable oil 3 garlic cloves 1 medium onion 1 jalapeno […]

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Dinner and a Horror Show

February 16, 2017
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Dinner and a Horror Show

   God knows it was about time. We had done everything we could but when it finally happened, we weren’t surprised. “Can you get us […]

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Grade School Valentine’s Boxes

February 16, 2017
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Remember those boxes that you had to make to collect your grade school Valentine’s Day cards?  Remember how you went home and looked through them […]

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Trump Trims Travel Ban, Bars Canada Goose Coats From U.S.

February 16, 2017
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WASHINGTON, D.C.  Taking the advice of calmer heads in his inner circle, President Donald Trump today cut back his much-maligned ban on travel from predominantly-Muslim […]

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