Nazi Muff-Diving: It COULD Happen Here

Nazi Muff-Diving: It COULD Happen Here

Memorial Day marks the traditional start of summer, and with it beach reading. An unexpected by-product of summer’s lower intellectual standards is that one’s literary […]

Did I Ever Tell You Your My Hero?

Did I Ever Tell You Your My Hero?

All my heroes are the great scientists, artists and philosophers of our world. Here are my favourites: Leonardo DiCaprio: I don’t have to tell you […]

You know the continuous area or expanse which is free, available, or unoccupied? Give me some of that, will you?

You know the continuous area or expanse which is free, available, or unoccupied? Give me some of that, will you?

When Jill Y says good morning but I’m only after waking up and can’t comment on how good or bad it is.

Caw’s for Alarm

Caw’s for Alarm

Artwork by Eli Connaughton. Idea by Bill Spencer. Text by Bill & Eli Eli Connaughton as artist website: http://www.chickenwisdom.com/ Eli Connaughton as writer website: http://www.eliconnaughton.com/

Nuns Help Those For Whom Drag Race Life is the Pits

Nuns Help Those For Whom Drag Race Life is the Pits

SAN TOSTITO, California.  To an outsider, this sun-baked town in central California has two distinctive features–its isolation deep within the Oye Como Valley, and its […]

This is a husband? Is it? Is it really?

This is a husband? Is it? Is it really?

I’m not impressed with the curriculum that my imaginary daughter is taught in school. This book vastly misrepresents what truly motivates a husband and doesn’t […]

Earth Report

Earth Report

Beeplob the alien deftly landed his silver ship on home planet. His “Earth” report was five minutes overdue. Thankfully, his Powerpoint presentation was up and […]

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Nazi Muff-Diving: It COULD Happen Here

May 30, 2016
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Memorial Day marks the traditional start of summer, and with it beach reading. An unexpected by-product of summer’s lower intellectual standards is that one’s literary […]

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Did I Ever Tell You Your My Hero?

May 30, 2016
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All my heroes are the great scientists, artists and philosophers of our world. Here are my favourites: Leonardo DiCaprio: I don’t have to tell you […]

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You know the continuous area or expanse which is free, available, or unoccupied? Give me some of that, will you?

May 30, 2016
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When Jill Y says good morning but I’m only after waking up and can’t comment on how good or bad it is.

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Caw’s for Alarm

May 29, 2016
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Artwork by Eli Connaughton. Idea by Bill Spencer. Text by Bill & Eli

Eli Connaughton as artist website: http://www.chickenwisdom.com/

Eli Connaughton as writer website: http://www.eliconnaughton.com/

Eli Connaughton

Eli Connaughton

Nuns Help Those For Whom Drag Race Life is the Pits

May 29, 2016
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SAN TOSTITO, California.  To an outsider, this sun-baked town in central California has two distinctive features–its isolation deep within the Oye Como Valley, and its […]

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This is a husband? Is it? Is it really?

May 29, 2016
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I’m not impressed with the curriculum that my imaginary daughter is taught in school. This book vastly misrepresents what truly motivates a husband and doesn’t […]

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Earth Report

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Beeplob the alien deftly landed his silver ship on home planet. His “Earth” report was five minutes overdue. Thankfully, his Powerpoint presentation was up and […]

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Democracy in the Balance! You Need to Vote in Bacon & Chocolate Party’s Primary

May 28, 2016
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    Yes dear voter, the future is now. Support our republic. Support democracy with your vote. Vote in Bacon & Chocolate Party’s online primary. […]

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Walk for Man Boobs Draws Cheers, Jeers

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WAYLAND, Mass. With the belated arrival of spring in the Northeast come the numerous walk-a-thons, 6 kilometer races and other charitable fund-raising events that crowd […]

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Does anyone have three yearbooks that I can post this to?

May 28, 2016
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Seems legit…

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Scenes from a boomer marriage, Part 2

May 27, 2016
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There’s never a shortage of things to laugh about in the Jones household, whether from the mishearing that comes with being over 60, the seemingly […]

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Memorial Day Mania

May 27, 2016
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It’s not a wild mania. Devouring regular amounts of World War II history, watching countless WWII programs, listening to big band hits from the era […]

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At the Viking Poetry Slam

May 27, 2016
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A mastery of poetry was a must for any young Viking.  A few Viking poems dwelt on love, but the heroes often undermined their happiness by […]

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Some say the only two people who know the truth about Brandon Dawson and Tasha Deeter are Tasha Deeter and Brandon Dawson…

May 27, 2016
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This is just too hard. I’m gonna need to interview your family and friends before I make my decision.

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RIP?

May 26, 2016
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Yesterday, while I was shaving my ear lobes, I realized I’ve never read the 7 Habits of Highly Effective Dead People. Then I realized it’s […]

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Moving Day Jagoffs

May 26, 2016
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This is what was written to accompany this photo: Seems like a great way to move a leather couch before a storm. Well, maybe the […]

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Ask Mr. Buffet

May 26, 2016
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Ticked off because your favorite smorgasbord ran out of potato salad?  Wondering what the gunk is on the sneeze shield at your local salad bar?  […]

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“I don’t think Bill Y Ledden is a role model for anyone” – Bill Y Ledden

May 26, 2016
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I’m not one for giving advice, Kerry, but might I suggest that you get some new role models to look up to? Miley Cyrus might […]

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Trump’s Treasurer Choice: Bernie Madoff?

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Embed from Getty Images Donald Trump is considering convicted Ponzi schemer Bernie Madoff as next U.S. Treasurer, rumor has it. It’s hard to believe since […]

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The Taliban Painted My Living Room

May 25, 2016
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When I heard the news that the Pakistani army had captured Muslim Khan, a top commander of the Taliban, I was overcome by a simultaneous sense […]

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I choose not to make a graveyard of my body for the rotting corpses of dead animals ― George Bernard Shaw

May 25, 2016
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It’s all good, Ankit. Whatever puts a smile on the lining of your stomach is all good.

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