Holidays Meet Humor- The True Meaning of Christmas….

Holidays Meet Humor- The True Meaning of Christmas….

This has become the Christmas of boycotting….everyone is telling everyone else where they can shop and where they can’t shop. It doesn’t matter why or […]

Making Fun of Hitler

Making Fun of Hitler

“Hitler has only got one ball. Goering has two but very small. Himmler has something sim’lar. But poor Goebbels (‘Go balls’) has no balls at […]

As Roadside Elegies Spread, Cops Take on Poetry Duty

As Roadside Elegies Spread, Cops Take on Poetry Duty

FRAMINGHAM, Mass. It’s the beginning of college Christmas vacations and Lieutenant Jim Hampy of the Massachusetts State DMVD is on patrol in the Metrowest area […]

Surprise! Latest Star Wars Movie Is Actually A Musical! OH, NOOOOOOO!

Surprise! Latest Star Wars Movie Is Actually A Musical! OH, NOOOOOOO!

Unbeknownst to the press and we Star Wars geeks, Disney has insisted that the latest installment of the Star Wars, Rogue One, be made into […]

Who’s At Lunch When You Run Out On Your Lunch Hour For Something??

Who’s At Lunch When You Run Out On Your Lunch Hour For Something??

For those of you who don’t get this right away, it’s all right. That’s why I’m here! Unless one works at this office, I imagine that it […]

At Some Busy Firms “Shop at Work” is a Perk

At Some Busy Firms “Shop at Work” is a Perk

CHICAGO.  For Joe Klesjko, a trader at Wolf/Ram Associates, December is a hectic time of year, and not because of Christmas shopping.  “Our customers would […]

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Holidays Meets Humor – 5 Takeaways from The Christmas Classic, “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

December 9, 2016
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5 Takeaways from The Christmas Classic, “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Reindeer can be real a-holes. How else do you explain, “All of the other […]

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Holidays Meet Humor- The True Meaning of Christmas….

December 9, 2016
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This has become the Christmas of boycotting….everyone is telling everyone else where they can shop and where they can’t shop. It doesn’t matter why or […]

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Making Fun of Hitler

December 9, 2016
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Northwestern University Library

“Hitler has only got one ball. Goering has two but very small. Himmler has something sim’lar. But poor Goebbels (‘Go balls’) has no balls at […]

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As Roadside Elegies Spread, Cops Take on Poetry Duty

December 9, 2016
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FRAMINGHAM, Mass. It’s the beginning of college Christmas vacations and Lieutenant Jim Hampy of the Massachusetts State DMVD is on patrol in the Metrowest area […]

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My brain is taxed to the max, trying to figure this out…

December 9, 2016
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Surprise! Latest Star Wars Movie Is Actually A Musical! OH, NOOOOOOO!

December 8, 2016
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Surprise! Latest Star Wars Movie Is Actually A Musical! OH, NOOOOOOO!

Unbeknownst to the press and we Star Wars geeks, Disney has insisted that the latest installment of the Star Wars, Rogue One, be made into […]

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Who’s At Lunch When You Run Out On Your Lunch Hour For Something??

December 8, 2016
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YJ-Quest

For those of you who don’t get this right away, it’s all right. That’s why I’m here! Unless one works at this office, I imagine that it […]

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At Some Busy Firms “Shop at Work” is a Perk

December 8, 2016
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CHICAGO.  For Joe Klesjko, a trader at Wolf/Ram Associates, December is a hectic time of year, and not because of Christmas shopping.  “Our customers would […]

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Sweet Baby Jesus…

December 8, 2016
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I googled “St. Elmo’s Fire” and I was not disappointed…

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I Don’t Like Trump Either

December 7, 2016
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Does every celebrity that ever existed have to come out and denounce Trump? Is that required before we convince everyone that Trump is bad? Today, […]

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Guys, you don’t know how good you have it!

December 7, 2016
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As a baby boomer who came of age during the “women’s lib” era, I really thought we’d evolved more when it comes to gender equality. […]

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Holidays Meet Humor – Santa Claus is Coming to Town…or is He?

December 7, 2016
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North Pole, December 2017 – There are problems afoot in the North Pole. On the Santa-Elf closed Facebook group page, a notice has been posted […]

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Burned by Shoplifters, One Store Turns to Higher Power

December 7, 2016
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BOSTON.  It’s the height of the Christmas shopping season in Downtown Crossing, and the usual crush of office workers on the streets of Boston is […]

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This sums up Bill Y’s current financial status…

December 7, 2016
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CONFESSIONS OF A FORMER SARAH PALIN SUPPORTER

December 7, 2016
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Yes, it is true. I voted for Sarah Palin. No, not when she was running for Vice President. Way back when she was running for […]

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Egg Nog and How It Got Its Name

December 6, 2016
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American Dessert EGG NOG INGREDIENTS 6 eggs ⅛ teaspoon salt ¾ cup sugar 4 cups full fat milk 1 cup heavy cream ½ teaspoon nutmeg […]

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Holidays Meet Humor: Five Shitty Christmas Songs

December 6, 2016
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It’s time once again to deck the halls and be merry and wear ugly sweaters. To get myself in the mood, I like to hit […]

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The Girls

December 6, 2016
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I have two daughters— a 2-year-old and a 5-month-old and although their names are Alexandra (Alex) and Charlotte (Charley) everyone insists on referring to them […]

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For One Fashion Plate, Cupboards Are Bare This Christmas

December 6, 2016
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DOVER, Mass.  Todd Englund achieved success at an early age as a bond trader, but he hasn’t let the comforts of affluence dull his feeling […]

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This is funny because the squirrel asked if there were any requests and Thirsty Dave told him to “just go nuts lol” and the squirrel said “shut up Dave”…

December 6, 2016
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The Art of Opening Presents

December 6, 2016
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Very few people know this, but there is an art to opening Christmas gifts. People display different techniques for peeling off layers of paper and […]

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