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Samaje Rocks ‘Hawks

November 24, 2014
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http://gty.im/459423812   SAMAJE ROCKS ‘HAWKS Samaje Perine carries the rock, runs past the chalk, smashes the Jayhawks. On his way to a 427 yard rushing day, I even heard Kansas fans cheering him on –…

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Thanksgiving in a Homeless Shelter

November 24, 2014
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Thanksgiving in a Homeless Shelter

Clare and I had been talking for years about helping out at a homeless shelter. So one year we decided that it was time to stop talking about it and just DO IT! Her kids…

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Cuckoo over Coconut Oil?

November 24, 2014
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By: Michael Coté

Natural health remedies fascinate me. I am always reading articles about Mother Nature’s cure alls.  In recent months, coconut oil has been stealing the headlines. The stuff has been touted as a super food and…

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Rocky, St. Thomas and Me

November 24, 2014
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Rocky, St. Thomas and Me

Impressed by a quote he came across in a newspaper editorial, Nelson Rockefeller asked a staff aid to arrange a meeting with St. Thomas Aquinas, who died in 1274. Review of “On His Own Terms:…

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The Other Thanksgiving Turkey

November 24, 2014
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The Other Thanksgiving Turkey

Lately I’ve been driving a car cross-country. I left Hartford, Connecticut last Tuesday and my goal has been to arrive in Seattle the day before Thanksgiving. It’s been a glorious trip with excellent driving weather.…

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For the record David, I think this is nuts.

November 24, 2014
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For the record David, I think this is nuts.

For the record David, I think this is nuts but I had a look at the eBay T&C’s for Prohibited and Restricted Items and found this: We don’t allow humans, the human body, or any…

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Just as well she has another brother.

November 23, 2014
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Just as well she has another brother.

Jill and I were conversing on matters of importance with our dinner guest. I happened to mention that between 365 million and 986 million birds are killed each year by crashing into windows which on…

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Kathy’s Points to Remember

November 22, 2014
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Woman Writing

If you slap yourself and you feel it, you’ll know you are here. If you’re happy and you know it, people will wonder what you have been smoking. Never lend your favorite black marking pen…

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Luring the Recluse

November 22, 2014
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Luring the Recluse

A 17-year-old Hungarian girl lured chess champ Bobby Fischer out of seclusion with a letter that began “I would like to sell you the world’s best vacuum cleaner! Now that I have your interest, turn…

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Road Rage

November 22, 2014
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With the holiday season here, many of us will be hitting the road in the coming weeks, traveling to places near and far. The scenery may be different for each of us, but we all…

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How to Wrangle a Winter Puppy

November 22, 2014
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How to Wrangle a Winter Puppy

Madam recently asked if I cared to add a second Jack Russell terrier to our furry family. “Um, yes I guess so,” I replied while mentally tallying the hours of training I put into the…

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I’m not gonna lie…

November 22, 2014
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I’m not gonna lie…

I’d be lying if I didn’t say this happened to me 377 times this year and once last year:

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Serbian Bean Soup and Why You Should Eat It

November 21, 2014
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Serbian Bean Soup and Why You Should Eat It

Serbian Soup BEAN SOUP (pasulj) INGREDIENTS 3 garlic cloves 1 large onion 1 carrot 1 pound smoked sausage or other smoked meat 2½ tablespoons vegetable oil 2 bay leaves 1½ tablespoons flour ½ tablespoon paprika…

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Out of Town Traveler Killed and Left in Woods, Saved $10 on Cab Fare

November 21, 2014
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Out of Town Traveler Killed and Left in Woods, Saved $10 on Cab Fare

Business traveler Jim Proust was found dead in a remote section of California wilderness a day after last being seen leaving the San Francisco International Airport late Wednesday evening. Another traveler had asked to share…

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HumorOutcasts Radio – Interview with Deb Martin-Webster

November 21, 2014
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HumorOutcasts Radio – Interview with Deb Martin-Webster

This week’s guest was Deb Martin-Webster, and we had a blast talking about her new book Always, Montana, horse poop and other fun things.  You can read all about Deb and   Always, Montana plus find all her social…

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She’s Too Sexy for My Shirt

November 21, 2014
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She’s Too Sexy for My Shirt

One of my chores was to manage the product closet.  One day my crush came by to chat.  The next thing I knew he was kissing me.  The closet connected to a conference room, so…

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The Cable Empire Strikes Back

November 21, 2014
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The Cable Empire Strikes Back

I pull into the Comcast parking lot to return my mom’s cable tv box. In the month that I’ve been back home in Connecticut, I’ve used the cable exactly once. I watched a show where…

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When Dogs Pee on You: Owner Etiquette

November 21, 2014
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When Dogs Pee on You: Owner Etiquette

A bulldog peed on me. An amiable little slob, it sniffed at my ankles and the next thing I know, warm seepage on my pant leg. I was dumbstruck. Its owner was horrified. Just moments…

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The Unimportant.

November 21, 2014
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The Unimportant.

This may or not be true but it’s not important.

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Animal Mythbusters!

November 20, 2014
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Animal Mythbusters!

Even though everyone reading this post is an animal, many people carry myths about animals around in their heads.  How’s your Animal IQ?  Take the Animal Mythbusters true-false test and find out! Exhibit A  …

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The Horrible Cost of Communism

November 20, 2014
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The Horrible Cost of Communism

Much has been made of the communist nations horrific repression of their own peoples. Ne’er do wells such as Stalin and Mao come to mind. However, there is another evil side to communism that the…

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