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July 6th aka Shawn’s Day

March 29, 2015
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July 6th aka Shawn’s Day

July 6th will forever be known as the day that Shawn’s invention came to fruition and he has Christian to thank for it:

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How Problems That Aren’t Real Get Solved

March 28, 2015
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How Problems That Aren’t Real Get Solved

Senator Rand Paul recently told an interviewer that the US needs to hold a series of “tent revivals” to solve the so-called “moral crisis” of same sex marriage. Paul suggested that since Washington would be…

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Material Things.

March 28, 2015
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Material Things.

 I am also looking for those “Before and After” shirts. If anyone knows where to get them, now would be a good time to share:

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The Other St. Paddy’s Day Fails

March 27, 2015
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The Other St. Paddy’s Day Fails

When you think of Saint Patrick’s Day fails, you usually picture some drunk guy dressed all in green doing something he’ll regret when pictures of his night out hit the internet. There are plenty of…

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The Baby Face, The Beard and The Mask

March 27, 2015
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THE BABY FACE, THE BEARD AND THE MASK The MVP race in the NBA calls for a rap. See if you don’t agree: He came from Charlotte Daddy name of Dell A loosed limbed baller…

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Tax Code Found to Be Safe Yet Potent Aphrodisiac

March 27, 2015
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Tax Code Found to Be Safe Yet Potent Aphrodisiac

WASHINGTON, D.C. It’s getting close to tax time, and across the nation women are nursing two-month-old babies they delivered in January. “You are the cutest widdle $3,200 deduction from ordinary income mommy’s ever seen!”  …

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This is the end. My only friend, the end.

March 27, 2015
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This is the end. My only friend, the end.

You’ve reached the end my friend. You’ve reached the end:

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Dutch Cookies and the Best Ways to Celebrate Redheads

March 26, 2015
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Dutch Cookies and the Best Ways to Celebrate Redheads

Dutch Dessert SPECULAAS (Dutch cookie) INGREDIENTS 1¼ cups butter (2½) sticks 1⅓ cups brown sugar 1 medium egg ½ teaspoon baking powder 1 tablespoon cinnamon 1 teaspoon ground cloves ½ teaspoons ginger 1 teaspoon nutmeg…

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My ideal reincarnation………

March 26, 2015
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My ideal reincarnation………

I wish to reincarnate as this beautiful, talented woman       And this is her dad…………the guy lighting Holly Golightly’s cigarette………   Then she was married to this guy…   And now she’s married…

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That “UN-Leveled” Restaurant Table

March 26, 2015
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That “UN-Leveled” Restaurant Table

  You sit down at a table, hoping for good food, good service, good times aaaaaand then….. the table rocks because one of the leveling pegs is missing or too short.  Which leads us to one…

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Moi et La Vache Qui Rit

March 26, 2015
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Moi et La Vache Qui Rit

I have generally found that, if you are in quest of some certain escape from Philistines of whatsoever class—sheriff-officers, bores, no matter what—the surest refuge is to be found amongst hedgerows and fields, amongst cows.…

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So I totally understand how this works. Yeah, I definitely do. I have 100% knowledge of it.

March 26, 2015
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So I totally understand how this works. Yeah, I definitely do. I have 100% knowledge of it.

I know not what type of witchcraft or sorcery this is:

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Might As Well Get High and Tax It

March 25, 2015
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Might As Well Get High and Tax It

My home state of Ohio is now a step closer to becoming the fifth state to legalize marijuana. More than 300,000 signatures are needed to put an amendment to a vote in November which if…

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CASCADE FALLS ON THE RADIO!

March 25, 2015
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CASCADE FALLS ON THE RADIO!

CLICK HERE FOR FIRST CASCADE FALLS INTERVIEW ON LA TALK RADIO!  WITH ALLEN CARDOZA answers4thefamily.com

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Dancing With the Refrigerator

March 25, 2015
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Dancing With the Refrigerator

In the fifties when the madness of dance descended upon the youth of the land, enflamed by images of other teens flickering across TV screens from Philadelphia, of all places, practice was essential if perfection…

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Adventures In Continuing Education

March 25, 2015
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Adventures In Continuing Education

The other day I read an article about a local class that dudes get referred to by the courts after getting busted for patronizing a sex worker. Apparently attendance at these classes is quite good…

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Classroom Comedy: Student Slips & Quips

March 25, 2015
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Classroom Comedy: Student Slips & Quips

(Collected from freshman essays) Errors That Are Almost Right, Maybe Even Should Be Right One negative aspect of a credit card is that it is too easy to abuse. It gives one free excess to…

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Save Blessings for Sneezes

March 25, 2015
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  “Have a blessed (pronounced blest) day”: the four words I never want to hear from a colleague, car mechanic—or gloved gastroenterologist on removing a 7-foot colonoscope from my caboose. When exactly did, “Have a…

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Calm down people, this is a once-off. Special requests will not be the order of the day around here.

March 25, 2015
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Calm down people, this is a once-off. Special requests will not be the order of the day around here.

This is a special request for those who wanted to see Batman tell Moby that nobody cares, twice:

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The secret to happiness: Always remain twenty-three

March 24, 2015
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The secret to happiness: Always remain twenty-three

Great news for all of you who have passed the big 50 milestone and are depressed that the best part of life may have passed you by. It has, of course, but be patient. In…

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My GPS Cats

March 24, 2015
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My GPS Cats

Using tiny satellite tracking harnesses, the Cat Tracker Project has enrolled more than 500 cats in a program that will outfit them with Global Positioning System devices.           The Boston Globe “Is Okie lost–again?”  …

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