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Verizon Green Initiative Will Send Yellow Pages Directly to Recycling Centers

April 16, 2014
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Verizon Green Initiative Will Send Yellow Pages Directly to Recycling Centers

Telecommunications giant Verizon has unveiled a bold new green initiative in advance of Earth Day. Beginning April 21, the company will be bulk mailing all of its printed phone books directly to community recycling centers…

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The Pitcher at Shady Acres

April 16, 2014
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The Pitcher at Shady Acres

THE PITCHER AT SHADY ACRES “Hey Sonny, let me tell you how Whitey Ford would work it.” That’s Ernie Rudolph advising fellow Westlake Village resident and minor league baseball pitcher Josh Faiola how to set…

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Sleeping Like A Log

April 16, 2014
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Sleeping Like A Log

The first time I drove out West by myself, I was determined to do some “real” camping. No tents, no pre-cooked food, and only the bare minimum of comforts. I was going to be the…

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Oh baby, are we bad

April 16, 2014
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Oh baby, are we bad

When people say that humans are mostly good, I can’t help but think that they’ve never watched babies play. You can tell a lot about humans by observing the newest, most innocent, utterly unsullied additions…

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Peter tells it like it is.

April 16, 2014
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Peter tells it like it is.

I refer to my younger brother as “he who is not as massively confused as I am”. This is because he is not as massively confused as I am. I refer to my younger sister…

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Soiled – A Royals Parody

April 15, 2014
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When to Say No to Gardening

April 15, 2014
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When to Say No to Gardening

I never felt moved to garden. A weekly CSA full of carrots would be delicious, but why squander good money on compost when Andres and I pitch it from my room every day? Madam, on…

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Caramel Popcorn and Staying Alive at the Movies

April 15, 2014
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Caramel Popcorn and Staying Alive at the Movies

American Dessert CARAMEL CORN INGREDIENTS 6 tablespoons popcorn kernels 1/2 cup butter 1 cup packed brown sugar 1/4 cup light-colored corn syrup 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon baking soda 1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract SPECIAL UTENSIL…

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The Scotch Had Nothing To Do With It

April 15, 2014
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The Scotch Had Nothing To Do With It

Last night I saw that commercial for Temptations Cat Treats where the guy comes to work wearing “cat boots.”  You know, the one where the woman compliments his stylish boots, but he reveals “They’re not…

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Handz Off

April 15, 2014
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Handz Off

I’m usually a hands-on type of person but I haven’t been myself lately. I just haven’t been able to get a grip on things. My favorite woman in all the world is Palmela Anderson. I…

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Unicorn Bites 4/14/14

April 14, 2014
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By: Mike Mozart

1-year-old: *walks in with a handful of Pringles* Me: You can’t have those for breakfast. 1: *hands me one* Me: I didn’t see anything. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 14, 2014 Me: *walks in the…

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Kathy’s Points to Remember

April 14, 2014
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People are smarter than computers. We just pretend to be dumber so we won’t make the machines feel bad about themselves. Your computer will never crash until you are almost finished with that super important…

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Meet SUKI

April 14, 2014
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Meet SUKI

I’m just going to come out and say it. I wrote a book that cannot be categorized as humor. And I still want you to read it. After years of watching so many silently experience…

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My Writing Process Blog Tour

April 14, 2014
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My Writing Process Blog Tour

I was invited along on a blog tour ride by my writer friend Mari Collier, who was raised in Iowa and yet isn’t dull at all. Thanks for the extra work, Mari – sheesh. But…

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Limbaugh: Offensive Comment Unfairly Taken Out of Context From Much Longer Offensive Commentary

April 14, 2014
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Limbaugh: Offensive Comment Unfairly Taken Out of Context From Much Longer Offensive Commentary

Rush Limbaugh is blasting critics in the liberal media today, after several news outlets reported on a comment he made during yesterday’s show that they deemed horribly offensive. Limbaugh spent nearly 15 minutes this afternoon…

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On the Road Again

April 14, 2014
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On the Road Again

In Noah’s Words… Just returned home from my first Erma Bombeck Writers’ Workshop road trip. Fab accommodations, clever cribbage partners, hilarious Ha Ha time, and a bracing dose of post-workshop libations for all!

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The Early Harvest Isn’t Looking So Hot

April 14, 2014
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The Early Harvest Isn’t Looking So Hot

When I was a kid my family drove out West. On our way to Yellowstone we spent some time in Iowa. It’s a beautiful state filled with very nice people. We visited the fabled Corn…

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The Missing Black Shoe

April 14, 2014
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The Missing Black Shoe

It never fails that if there is a pat down to be done at airport security, I will get it. These pat downs don’t upset me, and I don’t feel the need to go to…

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Please hold your applauds, I’m merely an average genius, nothing more, nothing less.

April 14, 2014
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Please hold your applauds, I’m merely an average genius, nothing more, nothing less.

Einstein proved that the rate of Bon Jovi hatred inside the average genius is expanding at the rate of Bon Jovi hatred inside my head, ipso facto – I’m an average genius. I know I challenge…

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Summer and Ice Cream

April 13, 2014
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Summer and Ice Cream

Spring has finally given Winter a well-earned kick in the groin and sent him flying back to the North Pole, where he will have to wait his turn to have fun with us again. Spring…

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Unicorn Bites 4/13/14

April 13, 2014
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By: Greg Holland

Wife: You put cheese on every hamburger you grilled Me: Yup Wife: What about people who don’t like cheese? Me: They can go back to Russia — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 13, 2014 Me: *fucks…

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