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Day: February 22, 2012

Women are Still Mysterious

February 22, 2012February 22, 2012 Rick Snee

Prompted by Congress and state legislators, I’ve resumed my delving into the mystery that is women. Join me as I rage-ask God about women’s fascination with contraception, abortion, combat, accessorizing, and chocolate.

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Politics, Relationshipsabortion, accessorizing, chocolate, combat, contraception, women

Indestructible

February 22, 2012February 22, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

I was watching the reality show about Joan and Melissa Rivers. In this episode, Melissa Rivers found out that her boyfriend of three years was seeking out new sexual partners on the internet. So, she […]

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Movies & TV, Relationshipscheating, humor, Joan Rivers, Melissa Rivers, plastic surgery, reality TV, relationships

Stranger Danger

February 22, 2012February 22, 2012 Eric Hetvile

And lo, God revealed himself to Mary, thus requiring him to register with the city and making him ineligible to live within 1000 feet of a school zone.

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Desperation

February 22, 2012February 22, 2012 Eric Hetvile

The Catholic Church, in a desperate attempt to stem the tide of increasingly smaller mass attendance numbers, has announced that they will be replacing the cardboard eucharist wafer with bacon.

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Nancy Berk’s Humorous View of Parents Sending Kids off to College

February 22, 2012February 22, 2012 Elizabeth Dickinson

Dr. Nancy Berk speaks throughout the country and does stand-up as well. Her You Tube videos give us a glimpse inside the brain of the woman who manages to bring a much needed calm to […]

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Lazy Lent Fasting Options

February 22, 2012March 23, 2012 Tor Constantino

The Lent season is upon us and for Catholics, Eastern Orthodox and Protestants it’s a time of reflection, abstinence and fasting. According to the Bible, fasting is the conscious denial of physical needs such as […]

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2 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Lifestyleash Wednesday, easter, lent

Are any of you truly seeking the truth?

February 22, 2012February 22, 2012 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

How many of us can truly put our hand where our heart is supposed to be and say that we have thought about the man throwing away the trash? Who here among us can claim […]

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Angry Bridge?

February 22, 2012March 4, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

Today in the news an aging Ohio River bridge was set to be demolished to pave the way for the opening of a newer state-of-the-art suspension bridge.  Workers were scheduled to blow up the 83-year-old Fort Steuben […]

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The Pain of Being Rick Santorum

February 22, 2012 lbwoodgate

So if you’re Rick Santorum, how do you deal with the new Jack in the Box Commercial http://youtu.be/H4anFpVsbSw   You have a young effeminate male who wants to marry an animal product and fellatio is […]

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