Dear Lord, please help me forgive my OCD wife. I don’t mind, while taking an afternoon nap, her trimming my grossly overgrown toenails the exact same height and shape. What I do mind is not realizing she’d perfectly polished them a luscious lavender until I showered at the gym, Amen.
In the gyms in my 14 Eastern European countries, men and women shower together. I don’t have any point here, I just thought I would put that image in your head. Enjoy!
I now need a hot shower to rinse it out of my head, thanks Bill. P.s. remember to shave legs and pits before I go to England . . .
Hah! Avoid toenails at all cost.
Especially when you’re a guy and they’re luscious lavender Thomas! lol!