Earthquake Philly Style
Does anyone wonder why Philly has a chip on its shoulder? We are never mentioned in news reports. Today, with the earthquake, the reports mentioned Virginia — obviously because that is where the quake […]
Does anyone wonder why Philly has a chip on its shoulder? We are never mentioned in news reports. Today, with the earthquake, the reports mentioned Virginia — obviously because that is where the quake […]
Now that Moammar Gadhafi is on his way out, one of the greatest mysteries of the world will be solved: how does he really spell his name? For years, we have seen various spellings from […]
A 746-year-old fresco called the “Tree of Fertility” used to have what experts say were a number of penises festooning over a group of nine women. Unfortunately, the tree was castrated in a restoration process, […]
Dear British People: We in America know that you British had the wedding of the century. Allow me to reassure you that we do not resent the pageantry and celebration. In fact, we are jealous. […]
I saw a preview on TV for a new show called Buried Treasure. The idea is that two world-famous antique dealers search American homes in search of–yes, you guess it–buried treasure. In the previews, we […]
Sometimes, I need to have sound in the background as I work. I attribute this need to my days working in a newsroom where nothing was quiet. Anyway, yesterday, I put on the TV and […]
We are a country of zombies. According to the National Sleep Foundation, more than 30 percent of us suffer from some kind of insomnia or sleep disorder. No big deal? Well, this 30 percent is […]
Karma’s a bitch they say. Stories of big karmic lessons greet us each day. People who have wronged the masses come tumbling down. Everyone from Bernie Madoff to Osama Bin Laden has supposedly felt the […]
Mitt Romney has dubbed Obama’s three-day bus campaign the “Magical Misery Tour”. Of course, Romney should realize that as he campaigns, the country will launch the “Help” tour because there is not going to […]
The news report starts off “In recent news, it seems we have become as lazy as Americans and soon we will be just as fat,” Yep, that is what the Dutch are saying about us—well, […]