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Author: Neal Mayhem

Radio idiot, b-o-o-b lover, disgust causer

New Fast Food Franchise for Protestors

August 4, 2012August 4, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Rumour is that  Chaz Bono’s about to jump on the bandwagon and start a fast food franchise called — USED-To-Be-A-Chick-fil-A.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Day, FictionChaz Bono, Chick-Fil-A, gay, humor, lesbian, transgender

Obama’s Birthday Wish

August 4, 2012August 4, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Obama’s gonna be SO disappointed after blowing out the candles on his cake and making a wish, when he sees Joe Biden’s still there.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Daybiden, humor, Obama, politics, presidential election

Who Was Gore Vidal ?

August 2, 2012August 2, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Gore Vidal’s died aged 86. He’s survived by friends, family, and millions who think he’s a guy who created some hair care products.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayDeath, funny, Gore Vidal, humor, Vidal Sassoon

Americans Kill at Skeet

August 1, 2012August 1, 2012 Neal Mayhem

The US killed at the Olympic skeet shooting competition. Proving once again, that only GREAT things happen when you give Americans guns.    

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayamerica, guns, humor, olympics, Skeet shooting, violence

What Men Want

July 31, 2012July 31, 2012 Neal Mayhem

There’s a NYC store with an aisle filled with nothing but things that men like. Where’d they get photos of everyone’s wives being quiet?

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayhumor, NYC, quiet wives, what men want, wives

The New Mrs. Dictator

July 26, 2012July 26, 2012 Neal Mayhem

North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un got married. His vows were actually very romantic. Particularly, his promise to not execute her family.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayexecution, humor, Kim Jong Un, marriage, North Korea, politics, vows

The Saudi Arabian Olympic Team

July 11, 2012July 11, 2012 Neal Mayhem

None of Saudi Arabia’s female Olympic hopefuls qualified for London 2012. Wow. I had no idea there even WAS a ‘stone-dodging’ event??

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayhumor, olympics, Saudi Arabia, stoning, women

Horrible New Twitter Trend: “Bed Of Shame”

July 9, 2012July 9, 2012 Neal Mayhem

  If you’re anything like me, you have spent your life doing everything you can to avoid falling in to the trap of having a one-night stand.  Not only is it slightly embarrassing to know […]

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Flotation Devices

July 5, 2012July 5, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Experts say rising water levels may leave L.A. under water. They’re not worried. There are plenty of flotation devices around.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayflotation devices, humor, implants, Los Angeles, rising waters

When 50 Shades of Grey Is Not Enough

July 3, 2012July 3, 2012 Neal Mayhem

If she has “50 Shades of Grey” on her bedside table and you’re STILL not getting laid, get a good divorce lawyer.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Day50 Shades of Grey, humor, relationships

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