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This is How the UN Plans to Wage World Peace by Wagging Special Assets

August 10, 2017
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Embed from Getty Images New York, August 10, 2017 – United Nations Secretary-General Antonio Guterres announced today that the UN has developed a plan to prevent the world from turning into an episode of “The…

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Unicorn Action Committee Sues Starbuck’s for “Species Defamation” Over Unicorn Frappucino

April 23, 2017
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Embed from Getty Images   New York, April 23, 2017 – A spokesbeast for the Unicorn Political Action Committee said in a press conference today that the super PAC has filed suit against Starbuck’s over…

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Trump to Replace Constitution with ‘Art of the Deal’

February 14, 2017
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February 14, 2017, Washington—President Donald J. Trump signed an executive order today, repealing the Constitution and replacing it with the text of his book, The Art of the Deal. “I never read that Constitution, but…

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Leaked: Donald Trump Drafts “Greatest Inauguration Speech Ever”

December 29, 2016
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Leaked: Donald Trump Drafts “Greatest Inauguration Speech Ever”

December 29, 2016, New York – After announcing yesterday that he would write his own inauguration speech, Donald Trump spent several hours on a first draft, according to an anonymous source close to the president-elect.…

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Trump Switches Focus from Defeating ISIS to Defeating Alec Baldwin & SNL

December 18, 2016
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December 18, 2016, New York – President-elect Donald Trump, who campaigned heavily on the promise of defeating ISIS, said today that he plans to switch his focus to defeating a bigger threat: Alec Baldwin and…

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Trump to “Repeal” Welfare, Replace with “Who Wants to be Financially Solvent?” Reality Show

November 30, 2016
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Embed from Getty Images New York, November 30, 2016 – President-elect Donald Trump announced in a press conference today that he plans to “repeal” welfare, replacing it with a new reality show called, “Who Wants…

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Donald Trump Announces Plans to Host “First Lady or Bust” Reality Show from the White House

November 7, 2016
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Donald Trump Plans New Reality Show: First Lady Or Bust New York, November 7, 2016 – Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump announced today that, if he becomes president, he will be the first in history…

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Pokemon Go Announces Presidential Candidate Edition to be Released November 1

October 25, 2016
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Pokemon Go Announces Presidential Candidate Edition to be Released November 1

Washington, October 25, 2016 – The creators of the successful game Pokemon Go have announced a “special edition” of the game, which will be available in the app store November 1, in celebration of Election…

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The Crazy Clown Conspiracy Connection: What You Need To Know

October 14, 2016
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The Crazy Clown Conspiracy Connection: What You Need To Know

Washington, October 14, 2016 – Pound Foolish, a spokesperson for the National Clown Anti-defamation League, says clowns arrested nationwide in the previous weeks for crimes such as carrying a hatchet, wearing clown makeup, and “looking…

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Donald Trump Plans “Corporate Merger” Between United States And Russia, “Russerica”

October 5, 2016
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New York, October 6, 2016 – Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump announced today that, if elected, he plans a corporate-style merger between the United States and Russia. “I’ve always admired the way Russia’s President Putin…

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