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Month: December 2011

Courtney Love Comes to the Aid of Lindsay Lohan

December 2, 2011December 2, 2011 Neal Mayhem

Courtney Love’s helping Lindsay Lohan stay sober. All she needs now is MC Hammer to sort her finances, and Michael Vick to train her dog

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Teaching Evolution is Censorship

December 2, 2011 Eric Hetvile

Michele Bachmann says that not teaching creationism in schools is “censorship”. 2+2=5 agrees.

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3 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Politics

Main Reason Gingrich Wants to Repeal Healthcare Reform

December 2, 2011December 2, 2011 Eric Hetvile

Many people are surprised to discover that Newt Gingrich was in favor of a mandate for individuals to purchase health insurance in the 90s and as late as 2005. He changed his mind when he […]

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Chia Head

December 2, 2011 Stephanie Queen

Anyone can get a star on Hollywood Boulevard, but I believe that a true sign of success  would be a chia head made in your image.

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4 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The DayChia pet, Hollywood, humor, success

Dancing with the Boys

December 2, 2011 Deb Martin-Webster

The other day I caught the end of a commercial advertizing Duluth Ballroom Jeans.  I said to my husband, “It’s so typical of a dude! I get dressed to the nines and he throws on […]

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4 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleball room, ballroom, ballroom jeans, balls, blue jeans, dancing, dancing with the stars, duluth, duluth jeans

Stevie Wonder

December 2, 2011December 2, 2011 Neal Mayhem

Stevie Wonder says he’ll do “Dancing with the Stars” when he’s “lost weight and looks better”. How does know he isn’t there already?

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Mom confession…

December 2, 2011 Lisa K. Nelson

Admit it. With each passing year, it might take you an eency, weency  bit longer to get to that car your kid is pinned under.

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Growing Kardashian Klan

December 1, 2011December 1, 2011 Neal Mayhem

Kourtney Kardashian’s pregnant. Which is awesome, because I was just starting to think that there aren’t NEARLY enough Kardashians

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3 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayhumor, Kardashians, Kourtney Kardashian, pregnant

That Christmas Spirit

December 1, 2011December 1, 2011 Stephanie Queen

My neighbor asked when I was going to decorate the outside of my house as it is already December 1st and her house has been decorated since Thanksgiving. I just smiled and answered, “Soon”, but […]

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Day, FictionChristmas Spirit, decorations, humor, neighbors

Before I formed you in the womb…

December 1, 2011December 1, 2011 Eric Hetvile

I saw a billboard the other day which I believe was supposed to be suggesting that you shouldn’t have an abortion. It had a God-ly looking figure pointing a mighty finger, and it said: Jeremiah […]

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