Year: 2018
Proudly Presenting Present Presidential and Pundit Political Poetry (To Please Or Perhaps Perplex)
Marie Butina, a Russian lass who loves guns also happens to have a nice set of buns. So she came to America to use her bootie, to catch a live one who thought her a […]
Your Christmas Etiquette Advisor
Fending off unwanted advances beneath the mistletoe? Wondering whether you can re-gift that chafing dish you got for your second marriage? Ask Ms. Christmas Etiquette Advisor–she always minds her manners! Dear Christmas Etiquette Advisor: Christmas […]
Santa Claus on the naughty list
T’was the night before Christmas when I met my partner, Mary Darling, for our Christmas Eve shift in the City of Angels. “Merry Christmas, Darling.” The squad room’s halls were decked. “Feliz Navidad,” replied Darling, […]
Holidays; a time for family gatherings (and diplomacy)
Running tests our endurance and our speed, holidays test our patience. For every family member who supports our passion, there are others who think we’re nuts. Here are some less than diplomatic comebacks for those […]
The Year the Meanest Man Stole Christmas
There is a little town not far from here, a very prosperous town, one that people aspire to live in. Couples scrimp and save to build up a down payment on a house there, knowing […]
Bah, humbug: The Donald Trump Christmas Carol
Camera takes us through the doors of the offices of Scrooge & Marley. Donald Trump, playing Scrooge, is rolling around in piles of money like Scrooge McDuck in the old comic books. (Look closely enough […]
Muslim Cleric: Christmas Music a Vast Jewish Conspiracy
RIYADH, Saudi Arabia. In this, the capital city of Saudi Arabia, expatriate Christians must practice their religion underground in order to avoid deportation. “I try to keep the flame alive,” says Michael Cox, a construction […]