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Year: 2024
The Taliban Painted My Living Room
When I heard the news that the Pakistani army had captured Muslim Khan, a top commander of the Taliban, I was overcome by a simultaneous sense of shock and relief. “That’s him,” I screamed at […]
Meet Author Matt Schatz and his Debut Poetry Collection Shoes Last Longer in LA
We are so excited to announce the release of Shoes Last Longer in LA the debut poetry collection of Matt Schatz–one of HO’s newest writers. Read the interview below and check out this witty collection. Shoes […]
Me and J.D. Salinger at Burger King
Newly-discovered correspondence reveals that reclusive author J.D. Salinger thought Burger King’s hamburgers were superior to those of other fast-food chains. Associated Press Fine. Have it your way. I’m sitting in the Burger King on Route […]
Pappardelle with Wild Boar Sauce
Italian Entree PAPPARDELLE WITH WILD BOAR* SAUCE INGREDIENTS – MARINADE 2 pounds wild boar* or pork shoulder, slow reared pork, lamb, venison, or duck 1 carrot 1 stalk celery (1 stalk more later) […]
Interpretive Dance Seen as Last, Best Hope to End Climate Change
BOSTON. It’s 7:15 a.m. and Adam Ebesnik is emerging from the underground escalator to Dewey Square on the edge of the Financial District here when he sees Eve Williams, a young woman in tights and […]
Tap the Amazing Healing Properties of Farts
For too long people have turned up their noses at farters, even putting distance between themselves and the sonorous tooters. Unfeeling oafs have even given farters names reeking of distain, such as Farty Barty, Stinky […]