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Author: Mario Turchiarolo

Mario Turchiarolo is a film/TV/and comic book writer. He’s also a foodie who loves to cook and eat. Check out his food blog The Bite at http://the-biteblog.blogspot.com.

The French’s Revenge

February 27, 2012February 27, 2012 Mario Turchiarolo

“The Artist” Oscars’ sweep is France’s revenge on us for that whole Freedom Fries thing.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayFrance, Freedom Fries, humor, the Artist

What The Hell Happened To Family Feud?

February 24, 2012June 22, 2013 Mario Turchiarolo

Being unemployed means having time to watch daytime television. Even if you don’t want to, you have to. You don’t have a choice. It’s a rite of passage of being unemployed. As a matter of […]

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5 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Movies & TVBob Crane, CDC, daytime television, dong, Family Feud, fast money, junk, remote control, Richard Dawson, Steve Harvey, The Chew, unemployed

Ain’t That A Kick In The Head (Or A Phone Book)

January 17, 2012January 17, 2012 Mario Turchiarolo

There’s a new commercial promoting Shaquille O’Neal’s addition as a commentator on the NBA on TNT. He throws a free throw, and of course, misses. The ball bounces off the rim, hits a crew member on […]

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Everyday Life, Lifestyle, Movies & TV, Sportscommercial, Keystone Kops, Looney Tunes, NBA, phone book, Shaquille O’Neal, Starbucks, TNT, Windex

The Next Time Jehovah’s Witnesses Knock On My Door

December 29, 2011December 29, 2011 Mario Turchiarolo

My wife had to once again turn away two older women from the local branch of Jehovah’s Witnesses that knocked on our door today.  Though she politely explained she was too busy working, they still […]

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4 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Life, LifestyleJehovah’s Witnesses, solicitation

Chaz Bono’s Back on the Market

December 20, 2011 Mario Turchiarolo

Chaz Bono dumps his fiancee who stood by him through all the trials and tribulations of his gender changing. Congratulations, Chaz. Now you are truly a man.

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Life, Lifestyle, Movies & TV, RelationshipsChaz Bono, dumps, fiancee, gender change

I Can Flush All By Myself

December 16, 2011December 16, 2011 Mario Turchiarolo

Okay, I’m just going to come out and say it: I don’t like men’s room attendants. I don’t see the point. I hate how you feel pressured to tip them. Don’t get me wrong, I […]

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3 CommentsFictionattendants, Bathrooms, humor, jobs

Popeye’s

November 16, 2011November 16, 2011 Mario Turchiarolo

The Popeye’s commercials always have a Southern lady standing in the French Quarter of New Orleans hawking their authentic Cajun fried chicken. Yet when I go to my local Popeye’s, I always end up buying […]

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Life, LifestyleCajun, commercials, French Quarter, fried chicken, New Orleans, Popeye's, Southern lady

Stream of Barely Consciousness

November 14, 2011 Mario Turchiarolo

Being unemployed gives you a lot of time to think about what your next step in life is going to be. Once your mind pretty much draws a blank, you let it wander and that’s when […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Movies & TVBatman, Ben Affleck, J-Lo, Jayna, reindeer games, Super Friends, super heroes, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, TMNT, unemployed, Wonder Twins, Zan

Just Dance 3

October 27, 2011 Mario Turchiarolo

All those people buying that Just Dance 3 video game realize they can just turn on their radio and dance in their living room for free, right?

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Life, LifestyleJust Dance 3, video games

Look Out Bello!

October 25, 2011October 25, 2011 Mario Turchiarolo

Now that Maria Bello is starring on a primetime television show, we are seeing a lot less of her. Anyone who has seen her movies will know what I mean by that. Whenever I see […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Movies & TVhigh school, Maria Bello, Nude, Will Smith

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