Recently, Kirk Cameron said he thinks homosexuality is unnatural. I have to admit this came as quite a surprise. Despite appearances to the contrary, I honestly thought all of the Seaver kids—and not just Carol—were […]
Recent events have brought two questions to mind: 1) Snooki might be pregnant. What’s the GOP’s stance on contraception now? 2) Why is Kid Rock endorsing Mitt Romney? Does Romney own a Waffle House? […]
“The Artist” Oscars’ sweep is France’s revenge on us for that whole Freedom Fries thing.
Being unemployed means having time to watch daytime television. Even if you don’t want to, you have to. You don’t have a choice. It’s a rite of passage of being unemployed. As a matter of […]
There’s a new commercial promoting Shaquille O’Neal’s addition as a commentator on the NBA on TNT. He throws a free throw, and of course, misses. The ball bounces off the rim, hits a crew member on […]
My wife had to once again turn away two older women from the local branch of Jehovah’s Witnesses that knocked on our door today. Though she politely explained she was too busy working, they still […]
Chaz Bono dumps his fiancee who stood by him through all the trials and tribulations of his gender changing. Congratulations, Chaz. Now you are truly a man.
Okay, I’m just going to come out and say it: I don’t like men’s room attendants. I don’t see the point. I hate how you feel pressured to tip them. Don’t get me wrong, I […]
The Popeye’s commercials always have a Southern lady standing in the French Quarter of New Orleans hawking their authentic Cajun fried chicken. Yet when I go to my local Popeye’s, I always end up buying […]
Being unemployed gives you a lot of time to think about what your next step in life is going to be. Once your mind pretty much draws a blank, you let it wander and that’s when […]