Randy Travis was arrested naked for a DWI. Now there’s a country song that practically writes itself. Mario TurchiaroloMario Turchiarolo is a film/TV/and comic book writer. He’s also a foodie who loves to cook and…
So we found out that Chick-Fil-A donates their money to fund anti-gay groups looking to ban same sex marriage and we’re boycotting them. It couldn’t have happened at a worse time. Their peach milkshake is…
First of all, let’s just get this out of the way. Yes, I still use Yahoo. I know it’s not as cool and trendy as some other search engines but frankly those engines get on…
A snake-handling Pentecostal preacher in West Virginia died after being bitten by his poisonous rattlesnake. Oddly enough, his father—also a preacher—had died the same way in 1983. It’s like that old saying: “Kill someone in…
If you go into the city you can see the live show of “The Bachelorette.” It’s called “Whores on the Corner.” And they don’t give you a rose. Mario TurchiaroloMario Turchiarolo is a film/TV/and comic…
After hearing Keeping Up With the Kardashians got renewed for 3 more seasons, I’m kind of hoping the Mayans are going to be right. Mario TurchiaroloMario Turchiarolo is a film/TV/and comic book writer. He’s also…
A kid in China sold his kidney so he could buy an iPhone and a iPad. Geez, Apple, would it kill you to have a sale every once in a while? Mario TurchiaroloMario Turchiarolo is…
“If you put me in him, I swear to you I’ll stop beating. Son of a bitch.” — Dick Cheney’s New Heart. Mario TurchiaroloMario Turchiarolo is a film/TV/and comic book writer. He’s also a foodie…
I was all excited to see The Hunger Games until I discovered it’s not about a group of kids battling to get to McDonald’s before the McRib is gone. Mario TurchiaroloMario Turchiarolo is a film/TV/and…
I was looking at my local supermarket’s circular and couldn’t believe what I saw. This was one of its specials: “5 pieces of battered fish for $5.” These poor fish have been abused and beaten…
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