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Author: Paul Lander

Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Nobel Peace Prize or sending Sudanese peace activist, Fatima Ahmed Ibrahim, to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of central Africa’s indigenous people. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has worked as a writer and/or producer for shows on ABC, NBC, Showtime, The Disney Channel, ABC Family, VH1, LOGO and Lifetime. In addition, he’s written standup material that’s been performed on “Fallon,” "Maher" “Letterman,” “Conan” and “Last Comic Standing.” His humor pieces have been accepted at American Bystander, McSweeney‘s, The New Yorker, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog, Santa Fe Writers Project Journal and Humor Times. He has won awards from the National Soc. of Newspaper Columnists, London's Blogger's Bash and Univ. of Dayton's Bombeck Workshop. Now, on to Paul’s time commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…

Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/23/26

January 23, 2026 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Ex-NFL pro Matt Kahil’s penis size, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from […]

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Baseball, Everyday Life, Football, Lifestyle, Movies & TV, Politics, Relationships, Sports, Technologyheadlines, Matt Kalil, news, NFL, parody, satire

Haiku: No Statues of Limitations for Hollywood Awards

January 20, 2026 Paul Lander

Golden Globes are done. Appropriately enough, next up are the SAGs.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Life, Lifestyle, Movies & TV, Relationships, TechnologyGolden Globes, haiku, headlines, news, parody, SAG Awards, satire

Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/16/26

January 16, 2026 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Times Square 2026 New Year celebration , doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new […]

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Baseball, Everyday Life, Football, Lifestyle, Movies & TV, Politics, Relationships, Sports, TechnologyDOJ, headlines, MTV, new year's, news, parody, satire, Times Square

Cartoon: Believe me, I know a National emergency when I see one.

January 13, 2026 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/9/25

January 9, 2026 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a Russian freighter, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. […]

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Cartoon: Whoever took away the Phone Booths…

January 7, 2026 Paul Lander

Written by Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/3/26

January 2, 2026 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about “How the Grinch Stole Christmas,” doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft […]

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Cartoon: Explain This…

December 27, 2025 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/26/25

December 26, 2025December 26, 2025 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Time’s Person of the Year, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft […]

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Cartoon: One Nation Under Redaction

December 23, 2025 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell

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