Skip to content
20 Jun, 2026
Recent Humor
Iran Agrees Not to Launch Nuclear Attack on U. S. During Normal Business Hours
It’s About Time!
“He that sows thorns should never go barefoot.” – Benjamin Franklin…
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/19/26
The Curse of the Uncool
  • Writers
    • A – F
    • H – M
    • N – S
HumorOutcasts.com

HumorOutcasts.com

The Place to Take a Humor Break

  • Home
  • Home
  • About
  • Writing for HO and other FAQs
    • Becoming A HumorOutcasts Writer
  • Contact
    • Advertise With Us
    • Privacy Statement
    • Terms and Conditions
    • E-Mail Updates
  • Admin Posts
  • Ongoing Series
    • Angel Pays a Visit
    • Brian Kiley’s Twitter Comedy
    • Cooking and Recipes
    • Paul Lander’s Tweet Wisdom
    • Sparks Brief
    • TireMatch
  • HO Podcasts
    • audio converter for podcasts
  • HO Press
  • Home
  • Thomas Sullivan
  • Page 18

Author: Thomas Sullivan

Thomas Sullivan is the author of So Much Time, So Little Change (a book of essays published by Wayman Publishing). It is available at Amazon in print and Kindle. Thomas lives in Seattle.

A Guide To Making Parking Enforcement Your Ally

December 18, 2014December 18, 2014 Thomas Sullivan

Whenever you start dating someone seriously, you should always make a copy of their car key without them knowing it. I’ll get to the reason for that in a moment. When I was back in […]

Share this Post:
2 CommentsFiction

A New Tax Credit For People Who Care

December 17, 2014December 17, 2014 Thomas Sullivan

Many people in America struggle at making a living. After much investigation I’ve uncovered the primary source of this difficulty – having a conscience. Recently I read about the two guys whose company designed and […]

Share this Post:
3 CommentsFiction

The Perfect Christmas Gift

December 15, 2014December 15, 2014 Thomas Sullivan

I’m watching a Seahawks game with a friend. My buddy is taking the game seriously and gets irked when a penalty is called against the Seahawks. I, on the other hand, am unperturbed because I […]

Share this Post:
3 CommentsFiction

Still Alive. For Now.

December 13, 2014December 13, 2014 Thomas Sullivan

Is this photo: a) A membership photo of a Southern sorority? b) A Faces-Of-Meth style campaign warning people about the dangers of excessive hair-blonding and teeth-whitening? c) A collection of Journalism School graduates who are […]

Share this Post:
3 CommentsFiction

The Big Question For Gyms

December 12, 2014December 12, 2014 Thomas Sullivan

I am totally on my gym-game today. I’m not kidding, I really am. This is primarily due to getting some decent sleep last night. The cat I’m watching didn’t wake me until 5 am, which […]

Share this Post:
4 CommentsFictionflat screen TVs, gyms

Innovating To Enhance Productivity

December 10, 2014December 10, 2014 Thomas Sullivan

In a recent article in Vanity Fair the new Microsoft CEO talked about “re-inventing productivity.” His idea was to come up with products that give people time back in their lives so they can accomplish […]

Share this Post:
3 CommentsFiction

The Gym Is A Vehicle Of Deception

December 9, 2014December 9, 2014 Thomas Sullivan

It’s another big day at the gym. I started today’s session aggressively, punching a gym bag. I had to pound that thing to get it into my locker. The lockers here are tiny. The highlight […]

Share this Post:
7 CommentsFictionfutility, gym, treadmill

A New American Holiday?

December 6, 2014December 6, 2014 Thomas Sullivan

I’m on Week Two of my gut-reduction program at the gym. I’ve been putting in a solid 90 minutes every other day; however, half of that time is spent in the lobby reading the newspaper. […]

Share this Post:
2 CommentsFiction

A Book Review Of “Russia’s Eurasian Revenge”

December 5, 2014December 5, 2014 Thomas Sullivan

Here in America you’ll find reviews of books by foreigners, mostly European crime writers. But you rarely find good, solid reviews of books by Russian authors. It almost seems that Russian writers, like Russia itself, […]

Share this Post:
1 CommentFiction

RNC Chairman Addresses Burning Question

December 4, 2014December 4, 2014 Thomas Sullivan

The GOP achieved impressive gains in the last election. But there’s still the matter of choosing the Presidential and Vice Presidential contenders for the 2016 election. That’s not going to be easy. But on Monday […]

Share this Post:
2 CommentsFiction2016, RNC

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 17 18 19 … 61 Next

RSS and More

  • Log in
  • Entries feed
  • Comments feed
  • WordPress.org
New Release
Ramo to the Rescue
By Donna Cavanagh Published by Shorehouse Books
Ramo to the Rescue
Available in Paperback and Kindle


New Release
Funny as Hell: Short Essays to Make You Laugh
By Bill Specer and HumorOutcasts Press

Available in Paperback and Kindle



New Release
Uranus Is Always Funny: Short Essays to Make You Laugh
By Bill Spencer
Uranus Is Always Funny
Available in Paperback and Kindle



Comments Are Part Of The Fun, Recent Comments

Bill Spencer on “He that sows thorns should ne…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on Now with extra large booties t…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on “It is impossible for a man to…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on I’m not a professional who con…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on Can we fix it? Yes, we can…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on Can we fix it? Yes, we can…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on Trappist and the 7 Little Dwar…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on So Jared Kushner is facing a c…
Bill Spencer on Now with extra large booties t…
Con Chapman on In Latest World Cup Upset Free…

Archives

Blogroll

  • Billy Dees and Perfect Media Prods
  • Daniela V. Gitlin
  • Desire to Inspire
  • HeartPrints.com – Mary Mooney blog
  • Lee Gaitan Blog
  • Paul De Lancey's Blog
  • You Just Have to Laugh -Cathy Sikorski





Help Keep HumorOutcasts Going!

Daily Musings

Cartoon: I guess Trump heard the Obama Center’s opening…

Not Coming this Fall: Up Yours!

Cartoon: Mr. President, Please Put Down The Cellphone And Get Some Sleep

Top Posts & Pages

  • “He that sows thorns should never go barefoot.” – Benjamin Franklin…
    “He that sows thorns should never go barefoot.” – Benjamin Franklin…
  • In 2027 Trump identifies as a pig, changes his name to Piggy Trump, runs in 2028 and becomes the first pig President…
    In 2027 Trump identifies as a pig, changes his name to Piggy Trump, runs in 2028 and becomes the first pig President…
  • Now with extra large booties to hide your cankles...
    Now with extra large booties to hide your cankles...
  • DropBox Hack Reveals More Pictures of Jennifer Lawrence's Beautiful Pussy
    DropBox Hack Reveals More Pictures of Jennifer Lawrence's Beautiful Pussy
  • Cartoon: I guess Trump heard the Obama Center’s opening…
    Cartoon: I guess Trump heard the Obama Center’s opening…
  • Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/19/26
    Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/19/26
  • I'm a Pepper, he's a Pepper,  she's a Pepper, we're a Pepper.     Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too?     Be a Pepper. Drink Dr Pepper…
    I'm a Pepper, he's a Pepper, she's a Pepper, we're a Pepper. Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too? Be a Pepper. Drink Dr Pepper…
  • Coping with CRAFT Disease
    Coping with CRAFT Disease
  • So Jared Kushner is facing a corruption probe in Albania after spending $1.4bn on the abandoned island of Sazan, a communist era military base with plans to “Trumpify” it into something gold colored. Angry locals are now calling the island, “Trump Island,” which is probably not the greatest name for an island. Corruption probes are nothing new to these so-called people who already have a concept of a plan…
    So Jared Kushner is facing a corruption probe in Albania after spending $1.4bn on the abandoned island of Sazan, a communist era military base with plans to “Trumpify” it into something gold colored. Angry locals are now calling the island, “Trump Island,” which is probably not the greatest name for an island. Corruption probes are nothing new to these so-called people who already have a concept of a plan…
  • Christmas Arrives with This Catalog
    Christmas Arrives with This Catalog
Copyright © HumorOutcasts.com All rights reserved.
Magazine Plus by WEN Themes