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Author: Tim Jones

Tim Jones is a humor writer based in Seattle and the one person to blame for the humor blog View from the Bleachers. Tim ponders important issues like “are all teenage daughters evil?” and “why does Montana hate me?” and “can your dishwasher destroy your marriage?” Tim’s not afraid to tackle controversial issues. He was the first techno-religion expert to conduct a side-by-side comparison of the iPad and Jesus Christ. From Politics to Parenting to Pop culture, if the subject begins with the letter P, Tim has something profoundly uninformed to say about it.

So you think you know Canada, eh? Seven myths about our neighbors to the north

May 12, 2015April 30, 2015 Tim Jones

The United States shares a border with its neighbor to the north, Canada, that’s 5,525 miles long – or if you happen to be Canadian, that’s 8,891 kilometers – not that anybody really uses kilometers, […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Politicscanada, Canadians, foreign countries, USA - Canada

The Island of Exceptional People

May 5, 2015April 25, 2015 Tim Jones

Our girls are grown and living far from home now. So a few months ago, my wife and I decided, somewhat impulsively, to sell our suburban house and move to a quirky but lovely island […]

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7 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyleisland life, lifestyle, Volunteering

Better parenting through polling

April 28, 2015April 17, 2015 Tim Jones

When it comes to parenting, I don’t always make the best decisions. I’m not always sure what the right thing to do is in a difficult situation. Like the time our elder daughter begged and […]

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4 CommentsFiction, Lifestylechildren, family, parenting

Welcome to CatMatch.com

April 21, 2015April 12, 2015 Tim Jones

Exciting news from Match.com, the world’s largest online match-making service. Since our launch in 1995, our goal has been to help men and women find their perfect someone. We have now found matches for several […]

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2 CommentsLifestyle, Relationships, Technologycats, online dating, pets

IMPORTANT HEALTH SAFETY WARNING: THESE FOODS WILL KILL YOU!

April 14, 2015April 4, 2015 Tim Jones

It seems every week there is a new study about yet another popular food staple that has been linked to cancer or heart disease. It’s all very confusing. First experts tell you that grape juice […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyledieting, food, health, nutrition

Common Courtesy Rules for the 21st Century

March 31, 2015March 12, 2015 Tim Jones

Let’s face it. We’re all busy. Life now is much harder than it was back in the days before cell phones, the internet and Roomba vacuum cleaning robots. There’s barely enough time in the day […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipscourtesy, manners, politeness, society

The secret to happiness: Always remain twenty-three

March 24, 2015March 12, 2015 Tim Jones

Great news for all of you who have passed the big 50 milestone and are depressed that the best part of life may have passed you by. It has, of course, but be patient. In […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleaging, happiness, phases of life

A brief history of the Apology

March 17, 2015March 2, 2015 Tim Jones

Apologizing is as old as mankind. The very first recorded apology took place in the Garden of Eden, when Eve apologized to Adam for goading him into taking a bite out of the apple. An […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Relationshipsapologies, communication, Human Nature

A Survival Guide for coping with air travel

March 10, 2015March 2, 2015 Tim Jones

When Orville Wright first took flight over the beaches of Kitty Hawk, NC in 1903, he couldn’t have imagined that a century later, millions of people the world over would be getting into shouting matches […]

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5 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleair travel, airlines, Travel, Vacation

Don’t let your dishwasher destroy your marriage

March 3, 2015March 2, 2015 Tim Jones

If you’re like my wife, then after you’ve been married for about two years, you probably realize your decision to get married was a serious mistake. Marriage is difficult, especially if your husband is a […]

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9 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Relationshipsdishwasher, marriage, relationships

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