Imagine the pressure of operating on Adele’s vocal chords. Now imagine the pressure of cutting into Glenn Beck’s… pressure of a whole different nature.
Dear Lord, I know Jesus turned water into wine, however, with the failing economy could you convince him to turn it into beer . . . preferably a cheap domestic, Amen.
In my email, there were two messages from the same marketing company. One offered a discount on holiday cards and the other a discount on penis enlargement pills. Which should I order?
I recently read a news article that PETA wants Turkey, Texas to change their name to Tofurky, Texas for Thanksgiving. Personally, I think the good citizens of Turkey should just give PETA the bird instead!
I was just reading that President Obama was in Australia yesterday, and was greeted with a massive fanfare, and a huge display of support. This was, of course, because Australia is not America. (http://www.minutesofmayhem.com) (http://www.twitter.com/NealMayhem)
Congress began debating anti-piracy legislation pushed by the movie industry. Awesome! So if we’re lucky, we’ll never have to sit though another “Pirates of the Caribbean” movie?