Excuse me young lady, don’t take that tone with me.
Legend can’t be believed but the word on the street is gospel. According to the word on the street, even the very brilliant can get lost in the sea of mediocrity and for this reason, […]
Category: Fiction
Resident Always Thought Something Like This Would Happen In His Neighborhood
Last night police responded to a grisly murder at the Terrace View Apartments in Camden, New Jersey. Details were even held back from the press due to their intensely graphic nature. While most residents were […]
Hackers Exploited ‘Heartbleed’ to Endorse Random Contacts on LinkedIn
Reports from leading internet experts are indicating that the OpenSSL vulnerability now known as “Heartbleed” was exploited over the last two years by hackers targeting servers at LinkedIn. The alleged violators used the exploit to […]
A Question
I sometimes struggle with social cues and appropriateness. For example, take my last job interview. It got off to a shaky start when the interviewer said “Do you have any questions before we begin?” and […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please help me forgive my OCD wife. I don’t mind, while taking an afternoon nap, her trimming my grossly overgrown toenails the exact same height and shape. What I do mind is not […]
The signs aren’t there for all to see.
Although we’re not trained in common sense, we do have a degree in ridiculousness and this sometimes comes in handy. Like Math or how magnets work, this might be hard to explain but we’ll give […]
Consumers, Outraged by “Blackfish” Documentary, Will Only Purchase Sea World Tickets at Steep Discount
Last year’s documentary “Blackfish” has caused a large public backlash against Sea World Entertainment, Inc. in response to their use of captive killer whales for entertainment purposes. Sea World ticket sales have plunged in response, […]
On Shortcuts
A few years ago I was camping in Idaho. I left my campsite early one morning and headed for a lake seven miles away. At the lake, I saw a guy who had been on […]
Professional Litter-ers
This is a picture of the “Yellow Pages” or “Super Pages” or Yellow Book” or “Super Yellow Duper Book” or whatever they call that thing people used to use to find phone numbers of […]
It’s A Small World . . . you know the rest.
Today is the 50th Anniversary of that infectious song, It’s a Small World. For most of the world the song brings a smile to your face or an ache in your head. In celebration, this […]