Sunday Scribbles 10/18/15
Category: cartoons
Bad Artist #27, Miracles
Diaper Haiku #1 Oh you diapers, You need better fragrances. The standard one stinks. Diaper Haiku #2 Sam changed a di’per His wife will forever hear Of this selfless deed. – Paul De Lancey, […]
Bad Artist #26, Technology
ON HOLD HAIKU #1 You put me on hold What’d I ever do to you To be put on hold? ON HOLD HAIKU #1 I am still on hold I feel my will to […]
Bad Artist #25, Supermarkets
SUPERMARKET-SIGN HAIKU #1 Please sir, will you move? Stop reading those cans and move. I need to buy soup. SUPERMARKET-SIGN HAIKU #2 Don’t care if it has Monosodium glutamate Buy the frickin’ can. […]
Bad Artist #24, Resolutions
RESOLUTIONS HAIKU #1 I won’t eat any Lutefisk, mushrooms, and haggis No matter how tempted. RESOLUTIONS HAIKU #2 I hereby resolve Not to misplace my glasses More than once daily. – Paul R. De […]
Bad Artist #23, Christmas
CHRISTMAS HAIKU #1 I will always know Why this day is so special. Thank you, Jesus. CHRISTMAS HAIKU #2 Didn’t shop Walmart. Christmas lights up for next year. I must have been good. – […]
Bad Artist #22, My Wish
MY WISH HAIKU #1 May 2015 Be as wonderful to you As you are to me. MY WISH HAIKU #2 You brighten my life, Friend, with everything you do. I am so grateful […]
Bad Artist #21, Driving
DRIVING HAIKU #1 Dodge City Block I got to the stop sign first. Please do not kill me. DRIVING HAIKU #2 You have a big car. I’ve a sonic obliterator. You will yield to […]
Bad Artist #18, Thanksgiving Preparation
THANKSGIVING HAIKU #1 Defrost, damn turkey! The guests will be arriving In only one hour. THANKSGIVING HAIKU #2 Feck! No potatoes! Dear, will you go to the store? What again? You dope. THANKSGIVING […]
Bad Artist #17, Appreciation
CARBON HAIKU #1 Carbon, oh carbon! Though you’re the eight element I like you the best. CARBON HAIKU #2 Carbon, oh carbon! You’re in every pencil, and all grammar schools. – Paul R. […]