Bad Artist #13, Golf
GOLF HAIKU “@#$@ ^&%# $#@ @#$&*(+ “#V%^! $%#_+( @@@#$$%% !$&^*) “j#X!.? @#@ <>,. $#%!!” – Paul R. De Lancey, Bad Artist Check out my latest novel, the Christmas thriller, Beneficial Murders. My books are available […]
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Bad Artist #12, Writing
FIRST WRITING HAIKU My novel’s stalled. How shall I save the hero? So I write haiku. SECOND WRITING HAIKU I can’t write the scene. Words fail me. I keep hearing, Iggy piggy poo. […]
Bad Artist #10, Computers
Love Haiku My dear sweet darling I love you even more than I hate computers. – Paul R. De Lancey, Bad Artist Check out my latest novel, the Christmas thriller, Beneficial Murders. My books are […]
Interview with Phillip Dillman – the Man behind Scripture Scribbles: Cartoons from the Choir Loft
Phillip Dillman’s book Scripture Scribbles: Cartoons from the Choir Loft has definitely found an audience, and I wanted to introduce you to this talented and kind man and give you a glimpse about his work, […]
Bad Artist #9, The Scream
Fortunately, Mr. Munch, love the name, deposits his paychecks directly to the car dealership. And now a haiku for car repair bills. #$%@@! $%#&* %^(*{!@ !@#%*+ ++|! !@#@@## – Paul the Bad Artist […]
Bad Artist #8, Chiseling
Very Simple Chiseling Haiku Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap. Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap. Tap, tap, tap, tap, oops. – Paul the Bad Artist Check out my latest novel, the Christmas thriller, Beneficial […]
Bad Artist #7, Well Hello, Dali!
Salvador Dali and Comcast Modern Art Haiku I don’t understand you And you do not understand me Let’s have a root beer. – Paul the Bad Artist Check out my latest novel, the Christmas thriller, Beneficial Murders. […]
Bad Artist #6, Lemons
LEMON HAIKU Dear yellow lemon, You so look like a grenade, But make lemonade. – Paul the Bad Artist Check out my latest novel, the Christmas thriller, Beneficial Murders. My books are available in paperpack or Kindle on amazon.com, As […]
Phillip Dillman and HO Press
Editor’s Note: While we don’t know what goes on in Phil’s brain when he draws, we think that the woman calling the shots in this cartoon is in fact, HO editor […]
Phillip Dillman’s Cartoons: Welcome to HumorOutcasts
Phillip Dillman will be sharing his cartoons on HumorOutcasts.com Phil’s book will be released by HumorOutcasts Press this fall (We will surprise you with the title as the release nears). Phil cracks us up. He […]